Please, For The Love Of God, Please Don’t Be This Person. No Matter How Long It’s Been Since An Update,

Look I'm sorry I don't know how did I come up with this idea but- now I want VTMB update in Kingdom

dream come true

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Andy Milder for just 'you',no exact name

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Joyeuse Saint-Valentin!

Happy Valentine's Day! So, check it out: we're super into this fanfic named 'a minute to midnight' (Written by our dear Vivienne@vampiric-hungers-archived, you can find it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48687895), and it totally inspired us, so me and my bud@it-holic commissioned LaCroix's Voice Actor Andy to whip up this fan video.The lines in the video were crafted by our super talented Vivienne too,yup we did it together!Big shoutout to Andy and Vivienne!

BTW I've used the audio files provided by Andy to make a video to make it feel like you're in the game lol.Hope you're vibing with it.Happy Valentine's Day again, kindred!

Maybe it's a weird take but Shadow Milk Cookie and Elder Faerie Cookie OBVIOUSLY look like a divorced couple because they interacted like one

I really don't know what happened between them, but for someone as wise and reserved as Elder Faerie to repeat in almost every line something like «no, don't listen to him» or «no, shut your mouth, no, no, stop talking» seemed really strange to me and then I realized this lmao.

Our vtm campaigns have always been surviving just on these...

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Idk about the stained glass from the treasure gacha, but this thing from the guild museum – isn't this Shadow Milk's portrait?

I don't know about the shapes and all, but he seems to have that braid from the portrait in the silhouette of his past self. Also it says that it's the first headmaster of the Blueberry Yogurt Academy, and since it has so many much of his imagery (the eyes and all), this also might mean that Shadow Milk was the founder of the Academy.

There's something... deeply unserious in how we collectively view Sebastian LaCroix in contrast of how he might've actually been based on his actions

Because everyone agrees that this man just radiates The French Gay™ atmosphere 7 miles around his tower, right? Well, the only instances of him having sex in the lore were with women: Jeanette and (possibly) Ming Xiao (based on Malkavian PC lines to her, though it's questionable)

So it's possible that while the White Wolf intended to make him the generic straight European man, we, deciding as a fandom, that he can't be anything but a walking fruit salad, missed one crucial point about his character: it actually doesn't matter what he was, because first and foremost

LaCroix is just a slut. And that's beautiful ⚰️💥

Ain't no way Afton's personal hell is Jennifer's Body 💀💅

It honestly always baffled me why VTMB just INSISTS the player to be an edgelord, sometimes to the point of cringe (even with taking in account having a Beast inside you), but even when you're playing a high-humanity vampire you're almost forced to be unnecessary rude to people like Gary or Imalia right away, even if you don't want to, and then I realized something.

We're playing as a young person in their twenties in 2004. It's a millennial.

Yeah and

Tumblr is beautiful because

I had no clue so many people wanted to fuck Sebastian Lacroix's 5'2 ass

JIMMY DARMODY

 1. Sophocles, Philoctetes || 2. Masao Yamamoto || 3. Boardwalk Empire “Pilot” 1x1 || 4. James Tate || 5. Boardwalk Empire “Pilot” 1x1 || 6. Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journal || 7. Boardwalk Empire “21″ 2x1|| 8. Trench knives, unknown source || 9. Olivia Gatwood, Life of the Party || 10. Boardwalk Empire “Family Limitation” 1x6 || 11. Michael Frazier, Irrational Fear of Home || 12. Boardwalk Empire “Two Boats and a Lifeguard” 2x8 || 13. Miguel Hernández, My Heart Can’t Go On Any Longer || 14. Boardwalk Empire “Two Boats and a Lifeguard” 2x8 || 15. Vincent Van Gogh || 16. Boardwalk Empire “Georgia Peaches” 2x10 || 17. Hera Lindsey Bird, Mirror Traps || 18. Boardwalk Empire “The Age of Reason” 2x6 || 19. Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous || 20. Boardwalk Empire “Paris Green” 1x11|| 21. Sophocles, Oedipus Rex || 22. Boardwalk Empire “Under God’s Power She Flourishes” 2x11 || 23. Rosario Castellanos, Memorandum on Tlatelolco || 24. “Scarborough Sea Breeze“ by David Larkins || 25. Boardwalk Empire “Georgia Peaches” 2x10 || 26. Leila Chatti, Deluge; Questions Directed Toward the Idea of Mary || 27. Boardwalk Empire “Under God’s Power She Flourishes” 2x11 || 28. Sophocles, Oedipus Rex || 29. Boardwalk Empire “Under God’s Power She Flourishes” 2x11 || 30. Marie Howe, Magdalene - The Addict || 31. Boardwalk Empire “To The Lost” 2x12 || 32. “Battlefield” by Kathe Kollwitz, 1907 || 33. Henry Williamson, Love and the Loveless || 34. Boardwalk Empire “To The Lost” 2x12 || 35. Arms and the Boy, Wilfred Owen || 36. Boardwalk Empire “To The Lost” 2x12

all gifs by @fancykraken​