I'm Sorry For Being Late I Brought You Some Eldershadow Memes Again

seasoned transformers fans waiting to explain 40 years worth of lore to a tf1 new fan who asks the name of a random bot standing in a crowd scene

reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone

‼️ BLOOD, DEATH/?/ ‼️

"Engulf oneself in silence"

I fucking hate hanging out with Tzimisce because some of them will be so fucking sexy and then they'll bring this guy into the room like "This is my Grandsire Joe Yogurt".

God help us all-

Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.

Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.

RIP decency indeed.

This is my Red, White and Royal Blue

Can you draw elder fairy? He's my favorite cookie

OLD MAN

vtm t swift parody that everyone wanted to read <3 enjoy DRAIN THE SOUL (shake it off)

I stay out too late Got souls' in my brain they got stuff to say, mm-mm they got stuff to say, mm-mm I diablorize neonates (Haha) But I can't end their soul, mm mm. and they got stuff to say, mm-mm they got stuff to say, mm-mm But I keep drainin' Can't stop, won't stop feedin' It's like I got this soul in my mind Sayin', "It's gonna be alright" 'Cause the beasts gonna play, play, play, play, play And the elders gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna drain drain drain drain I drain the soul, I drain the soul, Archons gonna hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt And the fledlings gonna hide hide hide hide hide hide hide Baby, I'm just gonna drain drain drain drain I drain the soul, I drain the soul, I never miss a sip I'm lightnin' with my teeth And that's what they don't see, mm-mm That's what they don't see, mm-mm I'm feedin' on my own (feedin' on my own) I make the rules up as I go (rules up as I go) And that's what they don't know, mm-mm That's what they don't know, mm-mm But I keep drainin' Can't stop, won't stop feedin' It's like I got this soul in my mind Sayin', "It's gonna be alright" Hey, hey, hey Just think, while you've been gettin' down and out about the elders And the dirty, dirty cam of the world You could've been gettin' down With the. sa. bbat. My sire brought his new fledling She's like, "Oh my God," but I'm just gonna drain And to the fella over there with the hella good blood Won't you come on over, baby? We can drain drain drain Yeah, oh-oh, oh

In a lot of vampire lore, being bitten by a vampire just once doesn't turn a human into a vampire, but some sort of a thrall, enchanted and seduced by the vampire's alluring ways, to make the victim more pliable and easy to feed from, and only a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites will turn the human victim into a vampire.

Which is compatible with the theory that italians are the opposite of vampires. While vampires cannot stand the sight of crosses, stepping into a church, or being exposed to garlic or sunlight, and cannot see themselves in a mirror, italians become miserable if they cannot have access to a church, crosses, direct sunlight, garlic, and getting to see themselves in a mirror.

Consequently, sensually biting the neck of an italian may enthrall one, but will not immediately turn you into an italian. But a sufficiently prolonged and deliberate series of bites may get one to marry you, therefore giving you an italian citizenship.