It's So Important To Me That Aegnor Is The Most Beautiful Ethereal Elf You've Ever Seen And Andreth Is

the only way id accept jazz frequently going undercover as a decepticon in fanon is if how he does it is just by being nice and funny. like i bet any decepticon would spill massive intel if they met this guy who made funny jokes and offered to clean their guns sometimes. sure they'd like to punch the rookie around but they mellow out pretty quickly and soon enough they're telling the new guy every detail they know about high command over a few drinks and letting him through restricted areas

vtmb is incredible because its not not misogynistic in a super 2004 way, but somehow you still get the vibe that the devs fuckin love women. 80% of all the best lines are said by extremely interesting and varied women who all have massive bouncing honkers you can cover the walls of your in-game apartment with pictures of. its serving "of course i like bitches! my best friend has tits!" vibes

My emo teenage self would never think I'd ever say something like this, but now, at my 21'st birthday, I'm so glad to be alive and still be here!! Still don't feel like I'm an adult now, but my parents said it'll come

I just want to put it out there: even though I'm a die-hard Shadowfaerie fan (the 40+ pages fanfiction about them must be a hint to this but idk), I am in full support of other Elder Faerie pairings*, for instance – ElderCacao. I think one day I'm absolutely going to write something about them too, because, well, I appreciate the rarity – it takes guts to ship something so rare, I also appreciate the aesthetic (the entire Elder Faerie's and his Kingdom vibe is Silmarillion/LOTR coded, but this particular pairing – especially, for some reason), and also old man yuri supremacy. I have nothing against that as well, but honestly I'm fed up with DC being shipped exclusively with fragile little meow-meows, give him someone Tolkienishly knightly already 🍃✨🧝‍♀️

*aside from, perhaps, ElderLily, but not because I actively dislike them or sm, I'm just not particularly interested in them 🙌

I swear to god if Matcha Cookie will receive as much undeserved hate as Rebel Cookie, I'm going to blow up.

Maybe it's a weird take but Shadow Milk Cookie and Elder Faerie Cookie OBVIOUSLY look like a divorced couple because they interacted like one

I really don't know what happened between them, but for someone as wise and reserved as Elder Faerie to repeat in almost every line something like «no, don't listen to him» or «no, shut your mouth, no, no, stop talking» seemed really strange to me and then I realized this lmao.

I've been on the Internet for too long and while scrolling through the Nosferatu tag on Tumblr, I suddenly came up with a name for a Kindred dating app in the Shreknet network:

Kindrer. As in, like, Tinder + Kindred, like-

God I wish

Sauron, you will not deceive me. I have read the Silmarillion and I know that you were Morgoth's little princess and that you still love him.

Obsessed with vampires but specifically when they're really pathetic