Vtm T Swift Parody That Everyone Wanted To Read

vtm t swift parody that everyone wanted to read <3 enjoy DRAIN THE SOUL (shake it off)

I stay out too late Got souls' in my brain they got stuff to say, mm-mm they got stuff to say, mm-mm I diablorize neonates (Haha) But I can't end their soul, mm mm. and they got stuff to say, mm-mm they got stuff to say, mm-mm But I keep drainin' Can't stop, won't stop feedin' It's like I got this soul in my mind Sayin', "It's gonna be alright" 'Cause the beasts gonna play, play, play, play, play And the elders gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna drain drain drain drain I drain the soul, I drain the soul, Archons gonna hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt hunt And the fledlings gonna hide hide hide hide hide hide hide Baby, I'm just gonna drain drain drain drain I drain the soul, I drain the soul, I never miss a sip I'm lightnin' with my teeth And that's what they don't see, mm-mm That's what they don't see, mm-mm I'm feedin' on my own (feedin' on my own) I make the rules up as I go (rules up as I go) And that's what they don't know, mm-mm That's what they don't know, mm-mm But I keep drainin' Can't stop, won't stop feedin' It's like I got this soul in my mind Sayin', "It's gonna be alright" Hey, hey, hey Just think, while you've been gettin' down and out about the elders And the dirty, dirty cam of the world You could've been gettin' down With the. sa. bbat. My sire brought his new fledling She's like, "Oh my God," but I'm just gonna drain And to the fella over there with the hella good blood Won't you come on over, baby? We can drain drain drain Yeah, oh-oh, oh

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