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Can someone please draw this as a comic or something.

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

oof.

Anonymous: Did you ever go back to the Salt and Pepper diner?

You think you’re the painter, but you’re the canvas.

John Green ( @fishingboatproceeds ) from Turtles All The Way Down (via bluegrass-greensky)

I am a Gryffindor, but I’d like too be a Ravenclaw so I just tell people I’m a Ravenclaw. But that’s a very Gryffindor thing to do.

New facts daily!

harry: i'm just saying, if i missed, voldy's shiny-ass head would probably deflect most spells

ron: harry, it's 4am

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

gays, lend me your strength

Ah yes, the classic bury alive emotion.

Universal human emotions

I found it. The legendary post.

the reason us gays gotta come out of the closet is to make room for all the flannel we buy

I LOVE MY ALGEBRA TEACHER

So, the other day in math we had a sub and the sub was next year’s math teacher. Anyway the really annoying kids were messing around and while the teacher was explaining stuff on the white board one kid shouted out “DO YOU PLAY FORTNITE?”. And my teach stopped talking , turned around, looked the kid straight in the eyes , and said, “Yes”. We all died.

So a couple years ago

My family of 7 went To Walmart and I have a little sister who was potty training at the time. Anyway, we were shopping for baby stuff because 7 was going to become 8. Any we passed those potties they have on the shelves. Suddenly we couldn’t find my sister, and we looked around and SHE WAS POOPING IN THE POTTY ON THE SHELF IN THE MIDDLE OF WALMART. WE HAD TO BUY IT

Are you ....... washing a deer? Because that is a STAGGERING defeat.

hmmm

the holy trinity

I LOVE MY ALGEBRA TEACHER

So, the other day in math we had a sub and the sub was next year’s math teacher. Anyway the really annoying kids were messing around and while the teacher was explaining stuff on the white board one kid shouted out “DO YOU PLAY FORTNITE?”. And my teach stopped talking , turned around, looked the kid straight in the eyes , and said, “Yes”. We all died.

Parkour dog

this fandom and these ppl keep me going :)

Misha is the parent I’m going to be.

misha is the parent i aspire to be

Shook™

THE DEATH OF MY SOUL

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