So A Couple Years Ago

So a couple years ago

My family of 7 went To Walmart and I have a little sister who was potty training at the time. Anyway, we were shopping for baby stuff because 7 was going to become 8. Any we passed those potties they have on the shelves. Suddenly we couldn’t find my sister, and we looked around and SHE WAS POOPING IN THE POTTY ON THE SHELF IN THE MIDDLE OF WALMART. WE HAD TO BUY IT

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Strawberry Milk

Ingredients:

14 strawberries

1/3 cup white sugar 

1~1 ¾ cup milk

Recipe

wash the strawberries, crush 6 pieces of them 

mix with sugar and heat on medium heat 

when it begins to boil, boil for 2~3 more minutes and let it cool down 

cut off the rest of the strawberries in small sizes 

put the syrup, strawberries and milk in one bottle

Original video is here: https://youtu.be/5itl-NItMdI

This is not original content, I am not the owner

Homemade Oatmeal Cream Pie Cookies

homemade oatmeal cream pie cookies

FOR THE COOKIES

1 cup unsalted butter softened or margarine

3/4 cup firmly packed light brown sugar

1/2 cup granulated sugar

2 large eggs or 2 tablespoons ground flax seed mixed in 5 tablespoons water or nut milk

1 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

3 cups quick or old fashioned oatmeal

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon salt

FOR THE CREAM FILLING

3/4 cup unsalted butter or margarine softened

1 3/4 cups confectioners' sugar, sifted

1 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract or other icing flavor (maple is also good!)

1/2 tablespoon oat milk

cream butter or substitute and sugar together first, mix wet batter ingredients together and then incorporate the dry mixed ingredients slowly and drop onto a cookie sheet in 2 tablespoons round balls and bake at 350F for 15 minutes

for icing cream together butter and confectioner’s sugar for 5 minutes until fluffy then add desired flavoring and oat milk

Blueberry Picking
Blueberry Picking
Blueberry Picking
Blueberry Picking

Blueberry picking

MY FAVORITE COTTAGE CORE RECIPES

MY FAVORITE COTTAGE CORE RECIPES

Would you guys like me to post more recipes inspired by cottagecore? Please let me know ^_^

Rose lemonade syrup

Cottagecore meat pie (Original content)

Creamy vegetable soup

Chewy oat cookies

Spiced sugar cookies

Orange Cake

Cheddar biscuits

Apple butter

Cozy Wildrice Soup

Amish White Bread

Caramel apple cider recipe

Forest Porridge

Roasted butternut squash

🌾🌻It’s Lammas! The first harvest! 🌻🌾

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One of the nice things you can do to celebrate, is to bake bread or buns~! Since I’m going to grill with my friends today, i thought i’d make buns, because i’m going to be preparing burgers.

You will need:

for the dough:

320 g of wheat flour

120 ml of hot milk

one big egg

40 g of softened or melted butter

15 g of fresh yeast or 5 g of dry yeast

a teaspoon of sugar

a big pinch of salt

to lightly brush them before baking:

egg mixed with milk

Steps:

First of all get a big bowl and put all your dry stuff in it. (Except yeast if you’re using dry one) 

add an egg and butter

while you’re mixing it, put the milk in the microwave and measure out the yeast you need.

when the milk is still hot but not too hot (be careful, you can kill the yeast with too warm milk) mix it with yeast.

When milk and yeast becomes smooth liquid, add it to the dough 

And now you can use a mixer to knead the dough or just your hands. 

When you have finished dough, cover it with something and leave to rise for 60 minutes. 

After the 60 minutes, weigh the dough and make how many buns you’d like, put them on the baking sheet, and again

Leave them to rise for 30 to 40 minutes, they need to be covered!

Brush them lightly with the milk and egg mixture

Bake them! Heat your oven to 350F or 180C and bake them until they’re golden.

You can get creative with the toppings, you can make some more dough and make sun or flowers on top of them, to represent the harvest and the time of the year or as to represent a deity, you can add herbs of your choice on top, for example dried rosemary to bring happiness and protection, basil for confidence etc. 

But most importantly, Have fun and enjoy the sabbath! 💞

Can someone please draw this as a comic or something.

Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

Made Lavender Vanilla Bean Scones 🥺☁️ Ik It Isnt So Studyblr Related But I’m Very Proud Of Them
Made Lavender Vanilla Bean Scones 🥺☁️ Ik It Isnt So Studyblr Related But I’m Very Proud Of Them

Made lavender vanilla bean scones 🥺☁️ Ik it isnt so studyblr related but I’m very proud of them

I am a Gryffindor, but I’d like too be a Ravenclaw so I just tell people I’m a Ravenclaw. But that’s a very Gryffindor thing to do.

Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.
Diferentes Razas De Perro En Versión Guerrera, Por Nikita Orlov.

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

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