Its All Acab And Don't Talk To The Pigs And The System Is Fucked Till Someone Threatens To Kill You Then

I absolutely hate water color maybe if I had an instructor actually instruct it wouldn't be so bad but noooo

This makes me wanna actually watch a sport

But like only hockey

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

This theory should not stay in the notes-

are you telling me the p.m. stands for patrick matthew

is p.m. seymour just the reverse matpat

Invasive thoughts and the innate need to share them and ruin other people's mental health so your not suffering alone

Vs

~Anxiety~

Me and my friend rewatching banana fish

Friend: why do we torcher ourselves like this

Me for some god awful reason: because pain is an easy emotion to feel and it reminds us that we still have emotions to feel so we enjoy the suffering that reminds us were human

Friend: why...

I just turned to my bird and went "ah yes you are a magic shitter my glorious bitch" only for feather to stare at me inconspicuously and start screaming in my ear as if I did not just complet her

Julius "Curly" Caesar a bald man who's name means hairy girl bossed too close to the sun and as a result was dramatically penetrated 23 ...by knifes already 2069 slutty slutty years ago

Good by drama queen you would have loved twitter

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

Tumbler you don't understand I actually need to know this like I'm writing an essay that's past due and this is where I'm stuck

How do I say down bad in a professional stance like how do I get across that this theory is reliant on someone being really fucking horny?????