Invasive Thoughts And The Innate Need To Share Them And Ruin Other People's Mental Health So Your Not

I did a thing for art class the original is Salome by Alphonse Muslim

Nothing can make a nerd feel like a god more then finishing the first game of thrones book in 2 day while also studying for 3 finals and writing a term paper all at once

Did you know that if nasa we're considering anything for a 9th planet it would be there 'hypothetical' planet that they have nO pRoof even EXISTS AIDHSV WHAT ABOUT PLUTO!

YOu knOw there are 4 other 'dWaRf' planets in our solar system that no one even talks about!I mean Ceres, Makemake, Haumea Eris! MY AUTO CORRECT DOESN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THEM A FUCKING WORDS! WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER NASA DWARF PLANETS ARE PLANETS TO !STOP IGNORING THEM PEOPLE! VEVA LA PLUTO BITCHES!

AJSHSVSHSH!

Taking trains is weird cuz sometime there are so many extra seats you can have 4 all to yourself without being an ass hole and sometimes the trains so packed that getting early means getting some Prime Restate on the fucking ✨floor✨ cuz several assholes have decided to man spread so much that they take up 3 fucking seats with their feet and luggage while an elderly woman death stares them for the entire hour long ride-

So I have to go to class in like 5 minutes but MY FUCKING HEADPHONE BROKE like my headphones and ao3 are the only sources of my sanity and this fucker broke and I can't even us old ear buts cuz my phone doesn't have the aux port

I have to go to a 4 hour art class with no headphones i am either going to die or comit murder

The Santa clause 1 movie really said acab didn't it

Me: I'm not disabled

My brain : how many braces are you wherein right now?

Me:...4

My brain: you know what that means!

Me : I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets?