This Theory Should Not Stay In The Notes-

Bruh I feel like Im stuck in some sort of weird limbo like I'm between hyper fixations at the moment and my friend keeps trying to get me to watch sk8 the infinity and I want to I really want to but I also want to go back to one of my old hyperfixations ....

Like my friend I do desperately want to watch the gay catastrophe that is sk8 the infinity but I also want to rewatch the entirety of supernatural and also reread this one very specific HP fanfic about the Marauders

Like ADHD WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS AJDBSJSJXV

I never thought I would be proposed to by a telemarker but I guess sometimes things happen???

One second your trying to tell someone your too young for Medicare please stop calling the next they ask if your single then propose cuz your voice sounds nice? Only for it to end with them flirting for 10 minutes while trying to arrange a date from half way across the country.

I keep trying to be silent cuz my roommates like to sleep in but god forbid you have to get up for any reason ciz if I shift my wait even slightly my bed bed starts creaking like the joints of en elderly man

I did a thing for art class the original is Salome by Alphonse Muslim

These are portraits of my great grandmother when she was in her 20s that I did for my art class

How do I say down bad in a professional stance like how do I get across that this theory is reliant on someone being really fucking horny?????

I found a movie that looks like Harry potter but with talking dogs it's called the wizard of paws and this is my initial reaction completely unedited and also one hundred percent done with voice to talk because i'm lazy.

Evil, bad guy looks like stereotypical evil bad guy, no, really. The first scene is like 2 guys running around one in white and huddled over himself and the other guy all in black with greasy hair and half looking like a bad rip-off of Johnny Depp. But worse and living out of a trailer park yet somehow trying to look rich, just goes running after him while exploding trees, but if b. Really bad cgi, so the tree just kind of disappears.After he points a stick at it

This movie feels like it was made in nineteen 1999 with a budget in the negative

The script is so bad and forced It's almost funny

I had to look it up so I hit pause.But this movie is from 2014!!

The dog has yet to talk

The script makes it feel like this was written by a 10-year-old no, seriously, this moved. You feels half like someone's student film or like. Oh a family movie that somehow had special effects. But the special effectsIf it's a real movie kind of feel like, oh, you can tell whoever whatever production studio made this was just really poor

The dog is really cute.Ten out of ten would recommend specifically for ozzy, the dog

A third of a way through the movie and the main character finally has both a personality and emotions. Unlike the rest of the cast

THE DOG TALKS!

The child is now officially readable, he finds out he can use magic and just does it for his chores.

The small child bully looks like spike from christmas with the cranks.Except in like a black wife, beater with stains all over somehow

Dead good magician is very cryptic and half talks and riddles, but answers, no questions

Wait a second is only halfway through the movie. And the main character is not even half way through the movie, and the main character is already fighting up against the big bad guy and whitney.What?It's not even halfway through the movie.What do you mean

Mister tiny becoming tiny, is not my favorite

✨️Prestigitation✨️

There's an entire talentro arc, and that's fine, but I was not expecting the bully to have like two seconds of screenshot ing on screen or for it to immediately switch over to kids doing the cup song

Screw tinyThe dog does sarcasm.This is now my favorite

DOGGOS

Oh my godIs there a love story in here?These kids are like ten

There is no god stop it.Please let this just be a pure friendship.Friendship be this friendship

Why are ninety percent of the interactions in this movie?People being ablist to the fact that the main character is a service dog

Oh my god emotions, emotions, no, get away from me

¿¿¿¿Frog?????

Is the maiden? Is the main premise of this movie that the kid does magic at? Talentros, but is real magic. And has talking dog. What is this movie?

This movie with magic and a talking dog that is also magic is about a child. Entering a large talent show to win money, so they aren't evicted.

This movie with a talking dog, it's about a child going to a teletrow to save his house

Nevermind, maybe evil magician shows up at a talent show will update.

No don't leave whack a mole the child

BIG DOGGO

~the magic school busss~

Anti drunk driving psa ( is talking down the drunk driver? What's going to save his dad? No, no Sam was killed by evil magician, not drunk drivers. They explicitly showed evil magician.)

"The magic may be gone but the magic was inside you all along"

No no no you see the magic is dog

I was coming in second place in a talent show magic your dad back alive. There's only six more minutes they're not going to explain that

Never mind, they spend the next 6 minutes describing how him time-traveling and drawing talking down a drunk driver is. In fact, what saved his dad? It just took nothing another half of the movie for that, to process and the timeline. And it actually to work

I want to be admitted

"To an asylum?" I hear you ask

No a morge

Ok who the fuck was gonna tell me that feeling bugs crawing on or in your skin was a type of hallucination

Also dissociation, anxiety, and autism can all cause hallucinations

And tinnitus with depression is linked to auditory hallucinations

It's apparently normal ish for children to hallucinat

And hallucinating when falling asleep or walking up is normal to the point most people don't even realize it's happening!!!

And seeing things exclusively in shadows or low light is an extremely common way to hallucinat just not for nerotypicals!

WTF why did I learn all this from a Google deep dive at 4am and not my college psych class!

Got to love waking up in the middle of the night from a nightmare only to end up hallucinating the thing you were having a nightmare about then ending up in a Google deep dive that results in you reading actual scientific papers on the subject when you realize hallucinations aren't normal and are trying to figure out if your gonna need to get dion with a new flavor of crazy....

Anyone

Anyone at all

Nope just me

One thing that nice about low light hallucinations is something you shine a light in it it'll disappear or get smaller and if you do it repeatedly you get a little light show where the image keeps changing

Also it's really fun when it's not something your scared of like I'm terrified of spiders and that's what I usually see but right now there's a little jellyfish on my ceiling and that's adore