I Absolutely Hate Water Color Maybe If I Had An Instructor Actually Instruct It Wouldn't Be So Bad But

Update on my earbuds being quicky and only registering base so I'm listening to corpse... The song fuk u lol sounds rEaLy wEiRd and somewhat Demønic as The only thing I hear is him glitching in and out screaming fuck you- secondly anytime someone else is singing all I hear is the screaming in the background... Suffice to say I know know a good way to scare the cowardly and superstitious just play corpse music with only the base~

Murder is bad you say

Yes I agree...that being said the 1% holding all the wealth and knowingly letting the populous die makes them mass murderers and if we would give Bundy the chair then musk and Gates should be teated in kind.

Got to love it when the organ trying to get you to kill yourself isn't your brain 🙃

I found a movie that looks like Harry potter but with talking dogs it's called the wizard of paws and this is my initial reaction completely unedited and also one hundred percent done with voice to talk because i'm lazy.

Evil, bad guy looks like stereotypical evil bad guy, no, really. The first scene is like 2 guys running around one in white and huddled over himself and the other guy all in black with greasy hair and half looking like a bad rip-off of Johnny Depp. But worse and living out of a trailer park yet somehow trying to look rich, just goes running after him while exploding trees, but if b. Really bad cgi, so the tree just kind of disappears.After he points a stick at it

This movie feels like it was made in nineteen 1999 with a budget in the negative

The script is so bad and forced It's almost funny

I had to look it up so I hit pause.But this movie is from 2014!!

The dog has yet to talk

The script makes it feel like this was written by a 10-year-old no, seriously, this moved. You feels half like someone's student film or like. Oh a family movie that somehow had special effects. But the special effectsIf it's a real movie kind of feel like, oh, you can tell whoever whatever production studio made this was just really poor

The dog is really cute.Ten out of ten would recommend specifically for ozzy, the dog

A third of a way through the movie and the main character finally has both a personality and emotions. Unlike the rest of the cast

THE DOG TALKS!

The child is now officially readable, he finds out he can use magic and just does it for his chores.

The small child bully looks like spike from christmas with the cranks.Except in like a black wife, beater with stains all over somehow

Dead good magician is very cryptic and half talks and riddles, but answers, no questions

Wait a second is only halfway through the movie. And the main character is not even half way through the movie, and the main character is already fighting up against the big bad guy and whitney.What?It's not even halfway through the movie.What do you mean

Mister tiny becoming tiny, is not my favorite

✨️Prestigitation✨️

There's an entire talentro arc, and that's fine, but I was not expecting the bully to have like two seconds of screenshot ing on screen or for it to immediately switch over to kids doing the cup song

Screw tinyThe dog does sarcasm.This is now my favorite

DOGGOS

Oh my godIs there a love story in here?These kids are like ten

There is no god stop it.Please let this just be a pure friendship.Friendship be this friendship

Why are ninety percent of the interactions in this movie?People being ablist to the fact that the main character is a service dog

Oh my god emotions, emotions, no, get away from me

¿¿¿¿Frog?????

Is the maiden? Is the main premise of this movie that the kid does magic at? Talentros, but is real magic. And has talking dog. What is this movie?

This movie with magic and a talking dog that is also magic is about a child. Entering a large talent show to win money, so they aren't evicted.

This movie with a talking dog, it's about a child going to a teletrow to save his house

Nevermind, maybe evil magician shows up at a talent show will update.

No don't leave whack a mole the child

BIG DOGGO

~the magic school busss~

Anti drunk driving psa ( is talking down the drunk driver? What's going to save his dad? No, no Sam was killed by evil magician, not drunk drivers. They explicitly showed evil magician.)

"The magic may be gone but the magic was inside you all along"

No no no you see the magic is dog

I was coming in second place in a talent show magic your dad back alive. There's only six more minutes they're not going to explain that

Never mind, they spend the next 6 minutes describing how him time-traveling and drawing talking down a drunk driver is. In fact, what saved his dad? It just took nothing another half of the movie for that, to process and the timeline. And it actually to work

Merry Christmas everybody,

For this Christmas am I going to pretend to be a normal human being for once? No. No I am not. Am I going hide in the corner avoiding my family while lisining to buzzfeed unsolved and reading a book on poison? Yes. Yes I am. Should my family be concerned? Probably-

Happy saturnalia my fellow Freaks-

I did a thing for art class the original is Salome by Alphonse Muslim

Got to love being in-between hyperfixations and trying to decide what Fandom to read fic on like do I want funny bullshit and read bnha creak or do I decide I don't care about my mental health and read marauders fics

Holy Communion is just the veggie burger of ritualistic cannibalism

I was forced to paint over my witchcraft...the not because my very christian parents fingered out it was witchcraft no no no but because we're moving and they don't want someone to mistake there precious child's pritty symbols as satanic.

Because obviously there lovely little gremlin could never do something like that.....

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