Ok Starkid Did NOt Have The RIGHT To Be This FUcking Great And Somehow Philosophical??? That In The Middle

I feel like there's isn't enough people aware of the fact that there's an alternative to caffeine like I have ADHD, caffeine doesn't wake me up, it puts me to sleep. I took 8 shots of espresso and promptly Fell the asleep on my desk. But there's an alternative, it just may be a dubiously legal herbal supplement, potentially Depending on what state you're in but yeah, just like microdose mushrooms you will be wide awake. You'll have energy, you'll be able to focus, and you won't fall asleep for hours.

Actually, now that I think about it mushrooms just flood your system with dopamine and microdosing, just plugs your system with a smaller amount of the okamine, and I have passions. So maybe this is just making me a normal person for a few hours to get my school done...

I....

What

But yeah no microdose good alternative to caffeine for adhd when you have to cram a paper you forgot about the night before it's due inclass

I AM THE GAY EMO WITCH KID NO ONE CAN SQUANDER MY POWER !

I Have Been Tricked. I AM BETTRAYED. This Cookie is evil???

I grab cookie Greek Cresent, Cresent moon shaped covered in powder sugar. Me try to bite cookie and it is rock??? Me try again it is cookie, but why rock? I finally bite into cookie and It Is NOT GREEK CRESENT!?!? ITS BASCUTT! Why? How? Why? Why is the biscott on the plate with the Greek Cresents?? But More Importantly WHY IS THE BISCOTTI DISGUISED AS GREEK CRESENTS!?!? I would think Nan did this with malice but she's not there enough for that! This Wasn't Intential! So why is the biscott cresent shaped but What Sane Person Puts POWDERED SUGAR ON BISCOTTI?!?!

Got to love it when the organ trying to get you to kill yourself isn't your brain 🙃

This theory should not stay in the notes-

are you telling me the p.m. stands for patrick matthew

is p.m. seymour just the reverse matpat

I absolutely hate water color maybe if I had an instructor actually instruct it wouldn't be so bad but noooo

Me: you know mom I'm pretty sure non of your kids are nerotypical

Mom: well yeah they where all vaccinated

Me internally: excuse me bitch what the fuck

Me and my friend rewatching banana fish

Friend: why do we torcher ourselves like this

Me for some god awful reason: because pain is an easy emotion to feel and it reminds us that we still have emotions to feel so we enjoy the suffering that reminds us were human

Friend: why...

The Santa clause 1 movie really said acab didn't it