I Made A Mistake And I Texted The Guy Saying “again I’m So Sorry Thank You For Understanding” And

Someone write a fix where Billy did drag racing in California and he’s really good at fixing up cars and like tricking them out. Or maybe he’s like a NASCAR driver or something. Really anything where he drives really well and really fast

I like the fanfics where the reason Billy and his family leave California is because Neil found out Billy had a boyfriend and he’s an homophobic ass so he forces them to leave. Or someone in Cali finds out he abuses Billy and they leave. It just scratches my brain

I want a fic where instead of max stabbing Billy with the drugs, he stops her before she can and is mad right but then the demogorgon dog they put in fridge bursts out cos it wasn’t actually dead and the cold helped it and he kills it with the nail bat. Or maybe with his bare hands. Or a gun could be cool. But yeah and so he goes with them to destroy the tunnels and yeah

I know that midge canonically can’t sing but I love the idea of her lying about it, first out of rebellion against her parents and then because she wants to be taken seriously as a comic. I think a fic where maybe she doesn’t get kicked off of Shy’s tour and they bond over singing.

Guys how do I become a beta reader?? Like I wanna help a fanfic writer. Do I just say hey, if you need a beta reader, I’d love to try!! Like what the heck

Core memory but it’s me when I first got glasses and I’m staring outside pointing at trees telling my mom that I can see the individual leaves and pointing at the numbers on houses and saying them out loud to her for the whole drive home.

No way Kevin McAllister called his mom a dummy and didn’t get his ass beat

🚨NEW THE BLACK PHONE MOVIE!!!!!🚨

ALREADY MARKED IN MY CALENDER!!!!!

Sometimes you think “even I have lines that I won’t cross” and then sometimes you read an Avatar x HP crossover fic

I’ve never watched Merlin but I recently got really into Merlin fanfic in a modern AU so here are things I’ve learned from those fanfics that may or may not accurate:

Merlin and Arthur are hella gay

There’s family drama with Arthur, his dad, and Morgana

Gwen and Merlin are besties

There’s a joke about Arthur being fat

Uther is either a psychopath or a dad trying his best, no in between

Merlin looks like a stereotypical gay

He’s also a little flirty and has some sort of magic

There’s dragons in the show

Arthur’s mom is gay

Arthur and the knights are besties

Merlin is a criminal and sassy

Arthur looks straight