Guys How Do I Become A Beta Reader?? Like I Wanna Help A Fanfic Writer. Do I Just Say Hey, If You Need

Currently watching game of thrones for the first time and I fucking HATE this littlefinger bastard!!! I NEED SOMEONE TO KILL HIM. HE’S A BITCH!!! FUCK HIM

hugs!!

I love long hugs because they are so comfy but the other person breaks it off too early and I’m too scared to say that I want longer hugs because that’s awkward.

There’s some metal car parts in the side pocket of my passenger door and they make a faint jingling noise while driving. Obviously I know they’re there but other people don’t so I like to pretend they’re crazy for hearing it and gaslighting them into thinking they need to go to the doctor.

I’ll be honest, I thought people were joking whenever I saw posts like “gay people are making everyone gay!!” I honestly thought people didn’t think that, but my friend recently told me that her grandma asked her aunt if I was her girlfriend. Her aunt told her that my friend wasn’t gay but I was.

Then last week, I went to visit my friend and her grandma was there. She straight up ignored me, I said hi and tried to be nice but she didn’t say anything and just sat there not doing anything. I didn’t think anything of it until my friend was telling me that she was talking to her aunt about how rude her grandma was and that it was because i’m gay. Never once did I think that it was because im gay and friends with her granddaughter.

I’m realizing now that I live a very privileged life. My parents didn’t really care when I told them, all of my friends are accepting, and I work in a progressive, safe place. It’s insane to me that people are just bigots and homophobic.

Uni finals hack!!

If all the study rooms are booked already, just go to any open study room and claim it! If someone comes to kick you out just say oh sorry lost track of time lol! If they’re nervous or socially awkward they’ll leave you alone and you get another hour of study time!!

My friend has been sending me a lot of TikToks with jungkook from BTS and I’m like hell yeah I love jungkook and she likes him yay. But it turns out she’s been sending them to me because she thought they were Yoongi (who is my bias). And I’ve been sending her jungkook TikToks because i thought she was starting to like him but turns out we were both wrong

Silly little fic idea

Peter Parker is kidnapped, wakes up in an unfamiliar place, two people are there telling a camera that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Peter starts acting like a normal kid; screa, crying, and telling them he’s not Spider-Man. They say they saw him change into the costume in an alleyway. He says he dresses up as Spider-Man for birthday parties for money cos he’s poor. They say he does tricks and they’ve seen him shoot webs. He says he knows parkour, that’s why he decided to cosplay as Spider-Man in the first place and he used small cans of silly string to use as fake webs. He’s hysterical and the kidnappers are like fuck we got the wrong guy. They somehow have vibranium cuffs so Peter couldn’t escape (that’s why he’s acting so they’ll release him). They decide to knock him out and dump him in a random alley, they punch him and he goes unconscious. Except he doesn’t, he’s still acting. They unlock the cuffs in his hands and feet and BOOM he quickly knocks them both out.

He turns to the camera that’s still rolling and says “wow I can’t believe that worked, I deserve an Oscar for that performance!” And he’s bowing to his metaphorical audience and maybe he does a little fake speech while wiping fake tears “I’d like to say thank you to my parents, who are dead, and to my uncle, who’s also dead, and to my aunt May who’s not dead. And Mr. Stark who helps me with my Chem homework. Also shoutout to Ned and MJ, I wouldn’t be here without you guys!” And then he’s like well let’s web these guys up, so he webs them to the wall and he grabs one of their phones and calls Mr. Stark.

Plot twist tho: Mr. Stark says Peter I can see you!! Peter is like what are you in talking about. And Mr. Stark says the camera was broadcasting to ALL OF NYC (how you ask, I don’t know, not my problem) Peter freezes and turns to the camera where he flips it off and asks Mr Stark what he just did and Mr. Stark yells “Peter you just flipped the camera off!” And Peter is like “so you saw me give my Oscar speech, and me web those guys up?” And Mr. Stark is like “yes we saw all of that!!” And Peter is like “so everyone knows I’m Spider-Man now? what should I do??” while awkwardly waving at the camera. Mr. Stark is like “I’ve been tracking the phone I’m on the way already, just turn off the camera!” And so Peter does and then maybe it goes more into detail about the kidnapping, the acting, and the aftermath of all this happening. Maybe everyone is shocked Spider-Man is a kid and other stuff.

Anyways yeah that’s my fic idea. I have another one that’s less funny and more serious too. Where like he gets kidnapped by a international human trafficking ring and they planned on either selling him to the highest bidder or using him as a prostitute. A little dark for me tho. He does escape tho and he ends up releasing other victims too. It has the same basic intro but a lot of differences. He’s still playful in the beginning but gets more serious once he realizes where he is and how many victims there are.

I need a fic where Billy knows ASL like fluently. And maybe he also taught Max. Like he goes mute at random times and that’s one reason his dad like fucking hates him or like hits him or whatever.

And like he goes mute after the whole possession thing and stuff so the party learns ASL.

Or like he knew it and he taught Max for like a secret communication thing to hide from Neil. That’s be interesting

Theres 3 opening I will never skip in my life and those are Kakegurui, Yuri on Ice, and Psych

I ship human Jiji and the guy baker from Kiki’s delivery service