Someone Write A Fix Where Billy Did Drag Racing In California And He’s Really Good At Fixing Up Cars

In the span of a minute, 3 people broke 3 traffic laws.

I just read a fic with Daphne Bridgerton/Simon Basset/Friedrich Wilhelm Ludwig von Prueßen and it’s literally the only fanfic with that couple. And they’re not even a thing yet, it’s just implied. Now all I want is a fanfic with that pairing. I feel like it has potential to be a really good fic, plus create a lot of drama.

Harry Potter definitely has an ass and thicc thighs. All that quidditch and fighting. He is THICC

The first time my hand fell asleep I didn’t know what was happening. I thought I just suddenly lost sensation in my hand, so obviously my first reaction was to try and bite my pinky off and then whack it against the wall. Eventually it went back to normal so like wtv

How do I find my drafts?? I saved one and now I can’t find it

I need another RotG movie or something so there’s more fanfic to read. I’m rereading the same ones over and over

FUCK RAMSAY!!!!! I NEED HIM DEAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. HE IS MAKING ME INSANE. I NEED HIM GONE. HE KILLED HIS DAD AFTER HE SAID YOU’L ALWAYS BE MY OLDEST. THERE WAS NO NEED TO KILL HIM YOU FUCKHEAD. I HATE HIM. HE’S THE WORST

I just made the nastiest meal known to mankind

Do y’all ever think terrible things like wow she’s fat she shouldn’t wear that. But then say NO BAD BRAIN. WE DON’T SHAME. WE ARE A DECENT HUMAN. Because I do and I always feel bad about it 😔

Fleabag doesn’t have a lot of fanfic because the show is really great, but the fanfic that they do have is mostly smut because that’s all the show is missing