Core Memory But It’s Me When I First Got Glasses And I’m Staring Outside Pointing At Trees Telling

I NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE IT BECAUSE I CAN’T

A soulmate AU (maybe the hot/cold AU) fanfic where Harry is a magic dancer. Like when he dances, there’s sparkles and shit. Looks fricken awesome. (I recently read an Avengers fanfic and this idea spawned in my head.) Harry moves to America, is a famous dancer, is invited to a party by the Avengers where he becomes friends with them. Domestic avengers happen and Loki comes down with Thor. Thor explaining his innocence, or maybe it’s a punishment. BOOM. HARRY MEETS LOKI. HIS SOULMATE. Then blah, blah, blah, plot happens. I don’t know, my head needs it tho.

I hate Samwell’s dad. “Aren’t you fat enough” bro shut the fuck up. You can suck my dick u stupid fuck 🤬🤬🤬

Me at 4:30 in the morning: *croaky old man whisper* I'm a dedicated reader.

I’m tempting you so fucking well right now. You want to write this and then share it. You really wanna make this a reality.

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

An old guy came into my work and after seeing an old picture of me with long hair told me “you shouldn’t have cut your hair”

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Harry Potter definitely has an ass and thicc thighs. All that quidditch and fighting. He is THICC

You know how sometimes you regret knowing something? Anyways I was playing incoherent with some friends and when my friend said the clue I immediately yelled out double penetration and everyone looked at me like I just used a snake as a cock ring so yeah

I read a MHA fanfic where Deku and Bakugo were like soulmates or mates?? I think it was an ABO fic and like Bakugo rejected Deku when they were middle school. And because of that, Deku’s scent became like rotten so he took suppressants. But they stopped working one day and all of 1-A smells him and we’re like what the heck Deku who rejected you?? But like I read it so long ago and I can’t find it now so if anyone knows what I’m talking about please tell me.

I want an AU where Harry is a dancer. He incorporates magic into his movements and makes it looks sparkly and amazing and beautiful. Maybe he performs for muggles and they think it’s a trick. But he has a graceful and deadly sort of style. Maybe he got it from the war, he got used to dodging and countering and instead of being an auror he danced. Maybe a ballerino or something. I want it so bad.

Fleabag doesn’t have a lot of fanfic because the show is really great, but the fanfic that they do have is mostly smut because that’s all the show is missing