Okay, here me out, road trip with the gang?
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• chaos
• there's screaming
• a little blood
• finally, you manage to calm everyone down after dutch nearly crashed the van into a semi and have john's nosebleed under control
• arthur's sitting beside you
• utterly traumatized
• this all happened only 4 minutes after you left
• god this was a mistake
• hosea's the kind of person to bend his hand like he has no bones behind his seat and silently ask for snacks
• dutch has horrible road rage
• "MOVE FASTER YOU GODDAMN PSYCHOPATH YOU'RE GOING 45 IN A 60! I DEMAND YOU SPEED YOUR PATHETIC, LAZY ASS, UP!"
• sadie nearly throws herself out her window when micah starts singing terribly off key with the radio
• and charles and arthur have to hold you back when you attempt to claw his eyes out
• sean gets carsick
• karen only just manages to get a plastic bag under his mouth before he hurls
• this starts a mini chain reaction
• tilly vomits at the sight of sean puking, then john
• fortunately you only gag, but arthur isn't taking any chances from his spot next to you
• he's really tempted to tape a bag over your mouth just in case
• but settles for holding onto one, just to be safe
• finally, you all stumble out of the van, throwing away barf bags as you stretch your legs outside of the gas station
• "y/n look at me!"
• seans wearing a pair of pineapple sun glasses he snatched from the rack behind him
• "sexy, eh?"
• javier knocks over a display of chips
• arthur's piling at least six energy drinks in front of the poor clerk
• john slips on lenny's spilt slushie
• you stand there, contemplating your life decisions
• this was gonna be a long trip
Twisted Wonderland characters but it's that haunted hallway picture
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NRC Staff minus Headmage Crowley
Warning: Yandere. Gender-neutral reader.
Characters: Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Cater Diamond, Trey Clover, Riddle Rosehearts, Jack Howl, Ruggie Bucchi, Leona Kingscholar, Floyd Leech, Jade Leech, Azul Ashengrotto.
Summary: Everything was supposed to be better when you got your own apartment to call home. So when you got home one day, why was was there some weird guys in your home?
Note: Yeah, I know, I have requests waiting. Don’t worry, I’ll get to those, but I just had this idea and I wanted to write it while I was motivated to so do. Also, I planned to do everyone but this got really long so here’s this for now. [ Added ] Wow, this took a long time, like three days, give or take. Y’all better enjoy this because it’s a long post too, like seventeen pages on google docs.
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ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this
hoomans
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Howdy I’m Arthur Morgan, welcome to Jackass
Yea he definitely didn’t do that on purpose
Definitely happened
Can u write out the situation where the reader was saved by Neytiri you mention in your platonic yandere sully family x human reader
Based on this: Platonic Yandere Sully family.
I used a Na’vi dictionary for some of the words so sorry if they’re wrong.
It’s was weird, Jake insisting that you and Neytiri. It came up out of nowhere, Jake showing up at the research base claiming that Neytiri requires your assistance collecting fruit for the family.
“You sure? She seems pretty capable on her own.” Jake could hear the skepticism seeping through your voice, causing him to cringe a little. Jake was to tall to fit into your room on the research base, so he remained right outside the door as he observed you as you made you bed. He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, tilting his head down a little as his eyes followed your quick movements.
“I don’t know…I think it’d be nice.” He reasoned. You give him an unimpressed stare, shaking your head softly at his excuse. Jake scoffs, dropping head hands down in defeat.
“Look kid, I worry about you.” He sighs, shaking his head and his look soften. “You’re always cooped up in this room. It’d be good if you got out every once in awhile.”
You groan, throwing your head back dramatically as you roll your eyes. You cross your arms as you direct your star towards Jake. “Fine. I’ll go.”
Jake’s mood lightness, a closed smile gracing his face. He watches fondly as you grab your backpack and squeeze past him. Before you can leave, Jake ruffles your hear, laughing at your protest. You shoot him a semi harsh glare before strapping on your oxygen pack. “Have a good time kid.”
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“You walk slow.”
You snarl from your stop behind Neytiri. Ever since you met her in the morning, she’s been criticizing every move you make. “You’re too slow.” “You’re too loud.” “The Yovo fruit you picked is too small.” You were starting to regret coming here.
“Sorry.” You drown out a small apology, scanning your surroundings for fruit in order to avoid looking at her. In the process, you miss the quick look Neytiri gave you. Her face was cold, but when looking at you, her facade faltered a bit. Her shoulders became relaxed and her breathing was less rigid as she watched you inspect fruit for any deformities.
“It this one good?” You show her a small piece of fruit that had fallen from one of the many trees. She takes it from your small hands, looking at it intensely. It’s tiny, fitting in her palm. Its texture was soft, and with too much pressure, would become mush in between her fingers. It wasn’t ready to be eaten yet, and she knew she should discard it with the hope of finding better fruit, but Neytiri couldn’t help but cradle the small fruit in her hands as her gaze flickered between it and your hopeful eyes.
“Yes. It is fine.” She ignores the swell in her chest as your face brightens at her words. Neytiri places the fruit gently in a basket filled nearly to the brim and reaches out her hand to help you from the ground.
Crack. She pulls you up quickly, you colliding into her as she quietly silences you. Your heartbeat quickens, fear coursing through your vains as Neytiri’s observant eyes scan the foliage for any signs of danger.
Slowly she puts down her basket, careful to not make a sound as she pulls her bow from her back. You, unaware of what to do, slowly back away, watching as Neytiri stalks towards the direction of the sound.
Crack. There it was again. You jump, covering your mouth with your hands to silence yourself. Neytiri doesn’t acknowledge you, continuing to trail the sound. You were so focused on Neytiri, making sure she never left your sight, that you didn’t notice the creature coming up behind you until an arrow flew past you and pierced it through the skull. Quickly turning around you back away from the now dead creature. You didn’t recognize it, and you didn’t want to.
Your breath is labored and your hands are shaking. Unable to feel or see anything in your panicked state, you fail to answer Neytiri when she calls your name, only acknowledging her when she crouches down so your face to face. She grabs your hands and caresses them, attempting to calm you.
“Parultsyìp, you are safe.” She speaks, your breathing slowly calming down at her words. She watches as your shaking calms, her eyes moving from your hands to your arm, where a small trickle off blood cascades down. The beast must’ve managed to get to you before Neytiri was able to subdue it. While it was small, it didn’t give Neytiri much comfort.
“Parultsyìp, you are bleeding. Does it hurt?” She caresses your forearm, some blood smearing. She ignores your nod and holds you tighter as you tried to back away. She easily picks you up and rushes towards the Marui for Jakes help.
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“They’re is fine Neytiri.” Jake consoles his mate, speaking quietly in Na’vi. Neytiri’s gaze was stuck on as you were being treated by Kiri, Tuk and Lo’ak both attached to your sides, Neteyam watching from a distance.
“Humans are weak Ma’Jake. I could have seriously wounded them.” Neytiri utters, slightly pacing. Jake pulls her towards him and rubs her arm, attempting to calm her anxiety.
“You’re not usually this worried about them.” Neytiri eyes widen, looking away from him embarrassed. She sighs, looking back towards you. You were now laughing at Lo’ak, who was goofing around with Tuk. Neytiri smiled, strangely happy to see you with her children. Jake follows her gaze and nods understandably when he looks back at her.
“I want them to stay here Ma’Jake.” Neytiri whispers, so quiet Jake could barely hear it. Jake couldn’t deny he was surprised. Neytiri was not a fan of you, of humans. They took everything from her. So when she showed up at their home terror struck with you in her arms, he knew something changed.
Jake takes her hand, intertwining her fingers with his. He gazes at her lovingly before looking back at you, a tired smile on your face which was faced towards his children. He walks inside the Marui, smiling.
“Hey kid, why don’t you stay the night.”
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A/n: wrote this on my phone, sorry for the spelling errors or weird formatting.
Hello i was wondering if i could get yandere alphabets of kiryu kazuma. I don't know if you do them but if not then please ignore this request. Thank you have a wonderful day or night ahead💖
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✎ ⁞ Kiryu Kazuma Yandere Alphabet [GN?]
✎ ⁞ HI ANON, I REALLY ENJOYED MAKING THIS ONE NGL, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, I TRIED MY BEST, HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT ANON <( ̄︶ ̄)> (ngl my hands were cramping when I was writing this, BUTTTTT it was worth it cuz it's 8k words including spaces >:D)
✎ ⁞ Tw: Unhealthy Thinking, Unhealthy Action, Cursing, Mention of Death, Mention of Murder, Beating up, Blo*d, Emotional Dependency, Implied Depressed and YAKUZA SPOILERS
Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
• Kiryu has been in the Yakuza lifestyle since he was a teen to an adult, so he saw many dangerous or traumatizing things, and the only thing he think if whenever he think of his love ones is to protect them, so he think that by protecting you he's also showing his love and loyalty to you.
• And with that, Kiryu rarely shows emotion, but his way of affection is by hugging you or wiping all your tears.
• Kiryu is a touched starved man so whenever he's physically showing affection he's going to hug you tight and inhale your scent, it just makes him relaxed for some reason.
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
• Kiryu have his own morals, but all those morals are completely thrown out the window when he's at his limits, like if you ever got kidnapped, he's absolutely fucking rocking the whole place, he's punching left to right, not caring about the amount of blood he has in his suit, all he sees is red when ver you're in a dangerous situation.
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
• Kiryu is already guilty; he know that this isn't right, but that the same time there's this voice on his head saying that this is for your own safety, and with that he mostly treats you with care and respect, he will try to make you comfortable with him or Haruka and the other kids, and he would respect your personal space, if you don't want him around, he will truly understand it and let's your be in both of your room.
• Kiryu will never ever mock you, he knows how stressful this situation is, so he'll try his best to make you comfortable around him.
"Is your futon okay? I can change it and give you mine instead."
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
• Kiryu would never touch you without your permission, he knows that this situation is alright fucked and you hate him already, but atleast he's trying to not make you despise him.
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
• Kiryu at first was very much closed off to you, but as time went by and the more he opened up the more vulnerable he became to you.
• Kiryu knows that you have "The Legendary Dragon Of Dojima" wrapped around your finger like no other, if you want something that's completely opposite of morals, like hiring him to kill your former boss who was a dick to you, he would have so many mixed thoughts and arguments in his mind, but in end he's yours and if you want something he'll do it, just to see the smile on your face.
• Kiryu is extremely vulnerable when it comes to you, he will pour out his heart, speak his emotions and problems, while holding your hand so softly. You just truly have him around your palm huh?
"Y/n please. . . Tell me what I should do to make you feel comfortable around me. . ."
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
• He's not surprised, he knew that one day you'd do that. Kiryu knows how powerful he is and how big the gap is between you and you . It comes to strength, so when you try to fight back he'll only knock you out or detain you.
• He'll be very disappointed not at you, but at himself; he feels like an absolute failure, he feels that he did something that may have caused you to fight back.
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
• No. Not even a little. He would be dejected and disappointed at himself whenever you try to escape, his least favorite part is scolding you because even though he knows deep down that he should be scolding himself for not being a better lover or protecter.
Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
• It would be whenever Kiryu is in a blind rage, like when you get kidnapped because of a Tojo clan drama, and you get dragged into it. Kiryu would fucking lost it, he's punching every person who tries tries encounters him, and with that one of the man accidentally shots at you, at when Kiryu starts beating the absolutely shit out of them of you. He'll immediately realized what he did when he saw the terror on his face and staring at him like a monster.
Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
• Kiryu just wants to have a normal life with you and the orphanage kids or even your own kids (including Haruka of course), but he knows that it's impossible especially when he used to be a Yakuza, on top of that the fourth-chairman of the Tojo clan, so he knows he must abandon the idea of a normal life.
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
• Jealousy is a strong emotion, and Kiryu is not the best to show such strong emotions like jealousy.
• But whenever he gets jealous he'll try to keep himself cool and control his emotion, but if he's extremely jealous, he'll stare at them straight to their soul or give them threats and warning to stay away from you while giving them a little smackdown just in case. (I shall pray for the poor thugs who manage to meet Kiryu while he's extremely jealous.)
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
• Very stoic but soft and sweet around you. Kiryu is very much devoted to you, he wants to make a pleasant tension between both of you, so you won't squirm or look at the other way whenever he's talking to you, he will eventually use stockholm syndrome tactics, if things are taking too long.
Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
• Kiryu is not new to romance but his past romance were only short memories, but going to the process of courting is new to him.
• At first it's going to be awkward but he'll do basic courting like, giving you gifts, taking you out on a date and etcetera, he does want you to look at him in a good way.
Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
• YES. He immediately change persona and aura whenever you're around like, he would be beating up a random thug who slandered your name with the most deadliest aura surround him, but whenever you step in, he immediately goes to being a nice and awkward gentleman, who's aura attracts grandma's to pinch his cheeks and wanting him to be his grandson.
Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
• Kiryu hates the idea of punishing you especially after all the things he's been through, so most of the time he's trying to reason with you and be gentle around you.
Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
• He won't be taking a lot, but he'll take away the privilege of going outside without him, and running away from him.
Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
• Incredibly patient, whenever you try to escape he'll scold you in a stern manner like how a mother scolds her own child.
• Like I keep saying, Kiryu is already feeling guilty of kidnapping you so hum being patient with you is the least thing he can do to make you like him.
Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
• He would be absolutely devastated, he always blames himself whenever someone close to him dies, and Kiryu is super emotionally attached to you, so when you die, it feels like a big chunk of his emotional dependency just crashes. Yes he's going to get up and keep moving with life but he's never going to be the same. (Haruka is very much worried.)
• If you successfully leave It won't be long when Kiryu finds you. Maybe it is his good reputation of protecting the civilians or the ties of the underworld.
Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
• Extremely guilty, he knows that this is absolutely wrong and he should let you go but at the same time he's doing this to protect you.
Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
• His way of living, especially when he was in the Yakuza as a child. Kiryu saw some fucked up shit since he was young and he knows what would reality do to kind people like you, so he's always ready to put his life on the line just for you.
Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
• Devastated. He knows that what you're doing is logical in this situation but whenever you cry because of him, he just feels like a piece of shit for ruining your life.
Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
• The chance of Kiryu hitting you is never, but the chance of Kiryu letting you go is pretty slim actually, like only slim okay, I wouldn't let my hopes up if I were you.
Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
• His emotional dependency on you, you can have "The Legendary Dragon Of Dojima" on your feet begging for you to look at him after you've been ignoring him for weeks.
Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?
• Never. Physical absolutely never, he would rather jump off a cliff rather than hit you, but when it comes to emotional? Only if it's the last choice.
Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
• You're mostly the reason why he wakes up and keeps moving forward, so he would go to such lengths to win you, maybe even battling his own morals.
Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
• Kiryu wouldn't really snap, he's willing to wait for you to love him or even look at his direction, Kiryu observes you alot so he might do something to give your pace a little push.
Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
• Kiryu will never do it intentionally, he mostly wants to use Stockholm Syndrome on you, but if he has to then it's the last resort.
"Y/n please. . . Understand that this is only for your own good, I promise. . ."