Howdy I’m Arthur Morgan, welcome to Jackass
Sfw fluff with gn reader :)
Warnings: slight manga spoilers, lack of self care, mentions of dead siblings, food mentions
Rengoku- The brother who thinks you can do no wrong. Every single time without fail, he talks your way out of trouble; it's very convenient if you're a troublemaker. Rengoku also gives the best hugs in the universe... always very warm and loving. He doesn't treat you any different than he treats Senjuro, even if you aren't biologically related
Shinobu- She really cares about your mental and physical health, so she's always doing mini check-ups with you. Shinobu doesn't judge you in the slightest; if you don't want to talk, that's fine with her. Since she works in the Butterfly estate most of the day, she leaves your favorite foods outside your room in the mornings
Mitsuri- Is so happy she has a sibling to share clothes and food with! She somehow always picks out the best colors and sizes for you, so you'll never have to even worry about that anymore. Mitsuri will take you to the best restaurants and doesn't ever judge you for the amount of food you do or don't eat; though with her, the bill is always super high
Uzui- Not only are you getting a brother- you're also getting 3 sisters. Uzui cracks jokes 24/7 and literally never fails to make you laugh, even when you're having a tough day. His wives make sure you're taken care of- they brush your hair, remind you to brush your teeth, make sure you go to bed on time... best sisters ever. Uzui takes you shopping all the time and buys you thr flashiest clothes because you deserve the best
Muichiro- Most of the time he forgets to take care of himself, so having a sibling there to remind him is great. He might not be the best at comfort or talking in general, but he does bring you things like rocks he found on a walk that he thought were pretty. Muichiro likes to cloud gaze with you; most of the time he ends up napping though
Giyuu- You are extremely important to him since he's lost so much already. Your safety and comfort is his number one priority; he even bought a house eventually because he didn't want you to always be traveling with him. Giyuu will listen if you ever need to rant and gives really good advice, despite what the other Pillars might say. Might buy you a dog or cat so you aren't alone when he goes out on missions
Sanemi- Play fights with you all the time. If there's only one Ohagi left and you both want it, it's WWE smack down in the kitchen. Sometimes he'll let you win just for fun; you can always tell when he does because he has the tiniest smile on his face while play punching you. Might ask you how he should apologize to Genya if he trusts you enough, but it would take a long time
Obani- He always wanted a sibling when he was younger; someone he could trust and go to when he needed to talk. Obani tries his hardest to not reveal his crush on Mitsuri around you because he doesn't want to get made fun of. If you do find out, he becomes super bashful and tries his absolute hardest to never have you two in the same room
Gyomei- It's a little bittersweet for him to have another sibling because of the ones he lost before. He tries to protect you while also respecting your boundaries; he understands that he can't protect you forever. Gyomei is a big fan of everything you do though! He listens to all of your interests and gives feedback/ asks questions about it after you finish talking
ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this
hoomans
animals
“Ya know, my Da always used to say… what we’re doin’? I’m confused” 😂
And then their faces 😂
Twisted Wonderland characters but it's that haunted hallway picture
bonus:
NRC Staff minus Headmage Crowley
Hey hey hey!I don't remember the rest of the line but it ends with "this sick beat!".
Tried to do a cool entrance but failed 🤦♂️
Could you please write Zoro and Sanji with a s/o who wants to teach 'em their fighting style (which is with fans?)?
Idk y but it just... idk.
I think it would be exhilarationg!
Yelp I'll go now.
Bye !
Thanks jn case you do it!
I'll leave you to chat with hellololo anon (who should stop monopolising you)
don't u worry anon your entrance was super cool and that was a super sick beat pls u can chat with me too dont b shy *tosses breadcrumbs on ground like im luring a pigeon*
SFW Prompt: Teaching them their fighting style wc: 0.5k
- He would have a hard time with it, and would get frustrate over the fans pretty easily. Why're they so light, but so hard to move? He's not the most familiar with wind resistance, and gets frustrated at how difficult moving a fan can be.
- When Zoro sees you use it, seeing you slice through the air like it was a sword, he would be intrigued, wondering how such a fan has potential his own slicing abilities.
- You wouldn't be able to give him a lot of encouragement or words of praise, he'd think you're being condescending and immediately be on the defensive. Just let him do his thing, maybe practice things 'on your own' beside him so he can subtly (or so he thinks) sneak glances at you and try copying your form and technique
- If he gets something he was struggling with right, he'll be so snobby and proud about it, looking at you with a triumphantly smug grin. "See that? I'll be better than you in no time."
- Egging him on, taunting him, boasting of your own skill are the best ways to get him to try harder at it, because he'll be damned if there's something he can't do, and can't do well if he tries at it.
- You might wonder if he enjoys it, if he's getting anything out of learning your style of fighting, but then one day you'll see him pull a new move with his sword that heavily echoes your own technique and things you taught him.
- If you call him out for using your style, he'd deny it asking why he'd ever use a shitty fan-style anyways. But, Zoro would deny it so heavily and so condescendingly that it's blaringly obvious that he did in fact use your style as inspiration.
- Sanji would have a light in your eyes like you've never seen when he gets intrigued by the way you move so gracefully with such a giant fan, the way your footwork seemed like a dance whenever you fought.
- As hard as you might try, Sanji wouldn't be interested in actually using your fan, he really just wants to know how you learned move like you do.
- He'd listen intently, follow step by step, side by side your instruction. The cook is begrudgingly open to critique, but would quickly get annoyed if you don't sprinkle in compliments also.
- He's not a fan of being bad at something, and in his mind being new is the same as being bad. So please, compliment and praise the chef whenever you can.
- Sanji would have a light in your eyes like you've never seen when he gets something down smoothly for once, telling you about how natural it felt and how he thought he might be able to incorporate to a new fighting style or move.
- If Sanji got the hang of it, he would ask you to watch him train. When he's more confident in his ability he is more open and eager for feedback, ready to get stronger and finally pass that damn marimo.
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Characters: Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Cater Diamond, Trey Clover, Riddle Rosehearts, Jack Howl, Ruggie Bucchi, Leona Kingscholar, Floyd Leech, Jade Leech, Azul Ashengrotto.
Summary: Everything was supposed to be better when you got your own apartment to call home. So when you got home one day, why was was there some weird guys in your home?
Note: Yeah, I know, I have requests waiting. Don’t worry, I’ll get to those, but I just had this idea and I wanted to write it while I was motivated to so do. Also, I planned to do everyone but this got really long so here’s this for now. [ Added ] Wow, this took a long time, like three days, give or take. Y’all better enjoy this because it’s a long post too, like seventeen pages on google docs.
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Your favorite??
synopsis: when asked who your favorite person is you respond with their name. they respond accordingly.
dorm leaders x reader
Riddle
are you- are you serious???
face is even redder than his hair
he can’t function for like a solid 20 minutes
has to make sure he isn’t hearing things
for the record you’re his favorite person too
he won’t admit it though because as a dormhead he has to remain unbiased
“Prefect, about what you said earlier, about me being your favorite- did you um.. did you mean what you said?.. Y-You did? Well I appreciate the sentiment.”
Leona
smug as hell
yeah of course he’s your favorite
he basically knew it already
honestly though it makes him so happy
he’s somebody’s #1 for once???
immediately pulls you into a tight hug and refuses to let go
“What’s wrong herbivore? Don’t you wanna be held by your favorite person? … And for the record, you’re my favorite person too, so don’t go sayin’ that about anyone else, ‘kay?”
Azul
oh shoot you killed azul
his brain is just white noise for like a solid hour
floyd and jade have a great time teasing him about it
he cant believe someone said something so nice to him
does he cry later when he thinks about it? yes
“ I’m the prefects favorite, really?!? This isn’t a joke?? I mean.. of course I’m their favorite. Um please excuse me, I have to do something..”
Kalim
he’s your what??????
well youre his favorite too!!!
but so is jamil
oh and his mom and dad and his siblings and-
but now he wants to throw a party to show how happy he is that you said that
“Huh?!? Do you mean it?!? Wow, that’s so sweet!! Hehe you’re so cute! You’re my favorite person too y’know!!”
Vil
he’s definitely heard that before
it means a lot more coming from you though
he already knew that he was though
he’ll make you say it whenever he’s feeling down
will make you say it in front of neige
he is your fairest one of all
“Oh? I’m your favorite, do you truly mean that? That’s very sweet of you potato. Since you shared a secret with me I’ll share one with you as well, you’re my favorite as well.”
Idia
passes out
ortho has to wake him up
bright pink hair
super embarrassed but also super cocky at the same time
like he’s a loser shut-in but also he’s a genius so why wouldn’t you like him???
he doesn’t associate with a lot of people so it’s kinda hard to pick favorites but you’re up their
“ I-I-I’m your what??!?!? You can’t just say things like that!!! I guess I get it though- I mean I’m basically a genius so why wouldn’t I be your favorite!!”
Malleus
ヽ(°〇°)ノ
woah no one has ever said that to him before (sebek is the exception)
after the initial shock wears off he becomes smug
i mean why wouldn’t you like him
he’s a crown prince, handsome, and incredibly talented
“ Child of man, I did not know you felt so strongly about me. Truth be told, I feel very strongly about you as well, you are the most precious thing in the world to me. Shall we begin our courtship now?”
A/n: Umm okay first work is fine idk i threw up before writing this so brain is a little fuzzy. hope you enjoy at least!! and feel free to request something ^^