Why Are You In My Apartment? (I)

I have serious brain rot over this big handsome man (canonical DILF) DUDE IM BEGGING YALL SMUT WRITERS TO PLEASE TAG ME WHEN YALL COOK SUM UP FOR HIM

Your favorite??

synopsis: when asked who your favorite person is you respond with their name. they respond accordingly.

dorm leaders x reader

Riddle

are you- are you serious???

face is even redder than his hair

he can’t function for like a solid 20 minutes

has to make sure he isn’t hearing things

for the record you’re his favorite person too

he won’t admit it though because as a dormhead he has to remain unbiased

“Prefect, about what you said earlier, about me being your favorite- did you um.. did you mean what you said?.. Y-You did? Well I appreciate the sentiment.”

Leona

smug as hell

yeah of course he’s your favorite

he basically knew it already

honestly though it makes him so happy

he’s somebody’s #1 for once???

immediately pulls you into a tight hug and refuses to let go

“What’s wrong herbivore? Don’t you wanna be held by your favorite person? … And for the record, you’re my favorite person too, so don’t go sayin’ that about anyone else, ‘kay?”

Azul

oh shoot you killed azul

his brain is just white noise for like a solid hour

floyd and jade have a great time teasing him about it

he cant believe someone said something so nice to him

does he cry later when he thinks about it? yes

“ I’m the prefects favorite, really?!? This isn’t a joke?? I mean.. of course I’m their favorite. Um please excuse me, I have to do something..”

Kalim

he’s your what??????

well youre his favorite too!!!

but so is jamil

oh and his mom and dad and his siblings and-

but now he wants to throw a party to show how happy he is that you said that

“Huh?!? Do you mean it?!? Wow, that’s so sweet!! Hehe you’re so cute! You’re my favorite person too y’know!!”

Vil

he’s definitely heard that before

it means a lot more coming from you though

he already knew that he was though

he’ll make you say it whenever he’s feeling down

will make you say it in front of neige

he is your fairest one of all

“Oh? I’m your favorite, do you truly mean that? That’s very sweet of you potato. Since you shared a secret with me I’ll share one with you as well, you’re my favorite as well.”

Idia

passes out

ortho has to wake him up

bright pink hair

super embarrassed but also super cocky at the same time

like he’s a loser shut-in but also he’s a genius so why wouldn’t you like him???

he doesn’t associate with a lot of people so it’s kinda hard to pick favorites but you’re up their

“ I-I-I’m your what??!?!? You can’t just say things like that!!! I guess I get it though- I mean I’m basically a genius so why wouldn’t I be your favorite!!”

Malleus

ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

woah no one has ever said that to him before (sebek is the exception)

after the initial shock wears off he becomes smug

i mean why wouldn’t you like him

he’s a crown prince, handsome, and incredibly talented

“ Child of man, I did not know you felt so strongly about me. Truth be told, I feel very strongly about you as well, you are the most precious thing in the world to me. Shall we begin our courtship now?”

A/n: Umm okay first work is fine idk i threw up before writing this so brain is a little fuzzy. hope you enjoy at least!! and feel free to request something ^^

Hey hey hey!I don't remember the rest of the line but it ends with "this sick beat!".

Tried to do a cool entrance but failed 🤦‍♂️

Could you please write Zoro and Sanji with a s/o who wants to teach 'em their fighting style (which is with fans?)?

Idk y but it just... idk.

I think it would be exhilarationg!

Yelp I'll go now.

Bye !

Thanks jn case you do it!

I'll leave you to chat with hellololo anon (who should stop monopolising you)

don't u worry anon your entrance was super cool and that was a super sick beat pls u can chat with me too dont b shy *tosses breadcrumbs on ground like im luring a pigeon*

Zoro, Sanji x GN reader

SFW Prompt: Teaching them their fighting style wc: 0.5k

- He would have a hard time with it, and would get frustrate over the fans pretty easily. Why're they so light, but so hard to move? He's not the most familiar with wind resistance, and gets frustrated at how difficult moving a fan can be.

- When Zoro sees you use it, seeing you slice through the air like it was a sword, he would be intrigued, wondering how such a fan has potential his own slicing abilities.

- You wouldn't be able to give him a lot of encouragement or words of praise, he'd think you're being condescending and immediately be on the defensive. Just let him do his thing, maybe practice things 'on your own' beside him so he can subtly (or so he thinks) sneak glances at you and try copying your form and technique

- If he gets something he was struggling with right, he'll be so snobby and proud about it, looking at you with a triumphantly smug grin. "See that? I'll be better than you in no time."

- Egging him on, taunting him, boasting of your own skill are the best ways to get him to try harder at it, because he'll be damned if there's something he can't do, and can't do well if he tries at it.

- You might wonder if he enjoys it, if he's getting anything out of learning your style of fighting, but then one day you'll see him pull a new move with his sword that heavily echoes your own technique and things you taught him.

- If you call him out for using your style, he'd deny it asking why he'd ever use a shitty fan-style anyways. But, Zoro would deny it so heavily and so condescendingly that it's blaringly obvious that he did in fact use your style as inspiration.

- Sanji would have a light in your eyes like you've never seen when he gets intrigued by the way you move so gracefully with such a giant fan, the way your footwork seemed like a dance whenever you fought.

- As hard as you might try, Sanji wouldn't be interested in actually using your fan, he really just wants to know how you learned move like you do.

- He'd listen intently, follow step by step, side by side your instruction. The cook is begrudgingly open to critique, but would quickly get annoyed if you don't sprinkle in compliments also.

- He's not a fan of being bad at something, and in his mind being new is the same as being bad. So please, compliment and praise the chef whenever you can.

- Sanji would have a light in your eyes like you've never seen when he gets something down smoothly for once, telling you about how natural it felt and how he thought he might be able to incorporate to a new fighting style or move.

- If Sanji got the hang of it, he would ask you to watch him train. When he's more confident in his ability he is more open and eager for feedback, ready to get stronger and finally pass that damn marimo.

Thinking about how Charles knew to bury Arthur facing the west, despite the fact that Arthur only ever expressed that wish to three people. Charles wasn’t one of them.

By the time Arthur died, only one of those people was still alive to make sure he got his wish.

All I can imagine is Tilly, face wet with tears, tracking down Charles, knowing he would find Arthur & bury him. Pleading with Charles to face him to the west, because that’s what he wanted. He wanted to watch the sunset.

Maybe Tilly went with Charles to make sure it was done properly. Not because she didn’t trust Charles to do so, but because she needed to see for herself that Arthur was laid to rest as he wanted.

This wouldn’t even be the first time Tilly saw to the proper burials of members of the gang.

She planted Jenny’s favorite flowers.

She made sure Hosea & Lenny were buried together, as they wished to be buried with friends & family respectively, & that’s how they saw each other.

& I’m absolutely convinced that it was Tilly who made sure Arthur got to face the sunset.

Definitely happened

Why did they all scream like that ???

I'm literally obsessed with this

Fnaf SB X NonBi!Blacklight!Drummer!Animatronic!reader

Beat Of Your Own Drum

Request: No

Pairing(s): None, platonic

Warnings: Mentions of Bonnie (I found that Bonnie is a sensitive subject for some.),

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, part 4, Part 5

First interaction/Opinions

When your future arrival was first announced the animatronics were informed that you would be taking a place on stage alongside them as a drummer. But also informed that Bonnie Bowl would be reconstructed into (Y/N)'s Boom Room.

Freddy was not as big of a fan at the mentions of his old friend's area being taken over by a total stranger, to say the least it affected him the most. What if you weren't fit for the responsibility of caring for such an important (according to Freddy at least) room? What if you tore it apart and destroyed all that was left of his buddy?

Montgomery on the other hand seemed overjoyed at the mention of that god forsaken eyesore of a Bowling alley finally disappearing. But did not seem so happy about the new arrival, but you are winning your way to his good side even though he hasn't even spoken to the yet arrived new attraction.

Chica, the same as Freddy was not very joyous over the whole ordeal of the alley's demise but she was quite excited about the arrival of their new bandmate.

As time passed the crew began to notice changes around the plex, bigger brighter and more eye-catching posters, the large sized (what they guessed to be) drum set that sat at the far corner of the stage, sheet tossed over the equipment to keep children and parents from questioning.

They also watched with saddened hearts as the sign from Bonnie Bowl was removed and construction had resumed as scheduled.

a few (2 long) months later

When the day came, a squad of movers backed a large truck to the front of the empty building, since it had been closed to 'Welcome the new recruit'

after getting your crate moved inside, they set the heavy box of machinery onto the tiled flooring. A few mechanics took it to the main stage that had been emptied of any of the band members so the workers could do what needed to be done.

It took a hot minute to get your crate open after descending into the parts and service under the main stage, it took quite a few crowbars and pounding hammers, the business you had come from said it was a 'safety precaution' for if something happened or they got lost you would not get damaged or stolen "If they were stolen from the truck the thief would have one hell of a time trying to pry that crate open! We need to keep our best work of art and latest advanced piece of technology safe after all!"

After a lengthy time, consuming check up on your electrical, movement programing, systems and vocal checkups on the operation table in the Protective Cylinder you ascended back onto the lift for the main show stage.

as the show stage lift jolted to a stop you were greeted by the four main band-men (Women)(mates)

At first, they were confused, and somewhat awe struck at your rather dark? appearance. Your body was encased with black plushed fur, but your stomach, snout, eyes, arm guards, kneecaps, feet(paws) and the inside of your ears were painted with vibrant neon colors that mainly consisted of red, blue, green and pinks.

Roxy was the first to welcome you to the plex and the new part of the band surprisingly, you honestly expected that Freddy or Chica would have been the ones who would warmly welcome you.

Speaking of Freddy, he stood quite a way away... eyeing you from afar. He despised the twinge of resentment that bubbled in the pit of his programing, he hadn't even heard you speak or interact with the others yet. That was till Roxanne tossed her arm over your shoulders.

Now that he saw your size difference, he rubbed the back of his neck. You were quite short compared to the rest. (You're not that short but you are quite short lmao)

The electricians warned the animatronics and workers that the lights were to momentarily to go out to check the new lights that were installed around the Plex.

As soon as the words leave the workers mouth the lights are shut down and immediately long black lights illuminated the building.

Again, in awe the crew gazed upon your magnificence, your body painted in neon glowed, illuminating the room with vibrant pigments.

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Part 1 finished! Part 2 coming soon if this gets enough attention

Yea he definitely didn’t do that on purpose

Can I have headcanons/fic (you decide :) ) for 4taro x fem!reader. But not in a romantic way, like reader is friends with Dwang Gang and she has trouble how to control her stand and doesn't know its abilities. So Josuke tells Jotaro about her problem and he proposes to be her mentor. So it's like a mentor x student.

Can you add star platinum interacting with stand reader too? And how Jotaro interacts with reader too, like does he trust her? Compliments her?

Omygosh I love this idea so much! I’m doing headcannons for it first, but I’m so inspired to write a fic based on one of their lessons! Thank you again for such wonderful requests!

Headcanons for:

Jotaro(pt4) mentors you on Stands

Platonic Mentor!Jotaro x TransferStudent!Reader

Warnings: mention of death, lack of confidence, mild insulting, SDC spoilers, DIU spoilers,

So I see Jotaro first out right refusing to mentor anyone

He feels like if he teachers you about stands then he’ll end up responsible for whatever happens to you

But once he sees you freeze up during a fight against Red Hot Chili Pepper, he changes his mind

You almost get killed but he uses Star Platinum to stop time and shove you away

Anyways, he sees you as a defenseless target if he doesn’t teach you something

And Josuke won’t stop harassing him to teach you

Your first lesson is in Josuke’s backyard and it goes as smoothly as a prickly pear cactus

You attempt to manifest your close range stand Bowie who resembles a giant boa constrictor

It takes you a minute to just get him there

And then when Jotaro gets close to you so he can look at the stand, it just bites his arm and won’t let go

“So this is what you’ve been hiding.”

You basically freak out and apologize before running away

I see Jotaro only taking offense that you didn’t trust him enough to get close to you

But he’s impressed by your stand’s strength and speed

Jotaro does a bunch of research on how to instill confidence because he believes that’s what you’re lacking

“Your stand is strong, I’ll give you that. But it won’t take orders from someone who isn’t sure of themself.”

He uses positive reinforcement but often accidentally talks down or says something harsh

This usually happens when he gets frustrated

“I don’t care how many times you’ve hit your target, quit acting like a brat and train.”

But when he does he apologizes with a

“Look, I’m sorry kid. Patience just isn’t my virtue. Let’s take it from the top and forget I said that.”

He uses Star Platinum to give you thumbs ups or pats on the head when you’re doing well because that stuff is too embarrassing for him to do

Star also cheers you on with little hushed oras when you’re trying to focus, it’s distracting but also very cute

Jotaro sounds harsh when he’s giving you lessons, but it’s usually just his tone.

He wants to make sure you know how serious this is

Sometimes during lessons he’ll mention a stand he fought once on his journey to Egypt and how he outsmarted them.

If you try to ask about Egypt on its own though, he’ll pretend he doesn’t hear you or will tell you to focus on the lesson, not the story

When he sees you improve in your stand fighting, he begins to teach you a few self defense techniques to keep you safe while your stand fights

He even spars with you sometimes, but Star is always one step ahead of your stand

By the time your fourth lesson rolls around, he’s pretty confident in your ability to defend yourself

He has trust issues with his judgement though so he doesn’t want you to go out fighting stand users without him or Josuke by your side

During one lesson when you’re doing especially well, he lets a proud smile slip

You point it out to him and he tries to deny even having a face, he’s so embarrassed

“Yare Yare Daze… I don’t smile. Now get back to training before I get Star to knock you on your ass, brat.”

He nearly loses it after going back to the hotel that day, feeling even more responsible for you now that he sees you as someone he cares about