Rocket Leauge Two Is Looking Wild

He has yet to know it, but he just made the perfect bread for toast

When you not one gender nor the other

mr. email, cumcumber is a friut

DAMMIT

why is there so much sexual tension in this pic

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

gud pupper be playin pianos but then the keys sank and that spook him and he wake

What’s he dreaming about?

oh damn I havent posted in a while better leave a meme from twitter… also i have a twitter now