Made The Worst Brownies Ever Created Just Now

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

HES FUCKIN GONE

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

I like to imagine that someone is going to play some Minecraft and then sees that and is like “oh ok I guess I will” and then goes to terraria and sees that and screams for all eternity

it’s the last supper but with onions and Jesus is Shrek but also judis is Shrek

Onions

OiI on canvas

That fucker…

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

That egg really just schlorped its way down there huh

tinder should have a feature called super block and if you press it that person dies