Was Eating Cheese Sticks And Went (out Loud) "I Wonder If I Have A Sauce To Go Along With These"

when people are talking in the other room at a volume where i can just barely hear them theyre talking shit about me. This is because i live in a hell world where people constantly have it out for me

The real question is: Where did you get THIS many nepetas?

nepeta giveaway!!!!

one whole nepeta!!!!!

you are limited to 50 reblogs; you may have up to fifty nepetas!!!!

everyone wins

please be good to your nepeta!!!!!!

dont bother feeding your nepeta, nepetas will acquire food for themselves bc they are mostly independent but require atleast 3 hours of playtime a day and lots of affection

all nepetas come with cute faces and sw33t purrsonalities

enjoy your nepeta!!!!

This is probably my fave quote on @incorrect-hs-quotes

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This quote to be exact lmao

BONUS: (since I don’t fucking know how to cut in mobile)

Saw 1: Jigsaw is an old senile extremist putting people into death traps to prove his twisted worldview

The rest of Saw movies where Jigsaw is alive: Nooooo, trust us we tooooootally had more depth planned, his motivations behind throwing people into pits of syringes and needles and cremating them alive are completely puuure, he's not such a bad guy *afterall*

Saw movies where Jigsaw is dead: It Was All part of his plan, don't ask us why we are only showing this in flashbacks instead of in the previous movies, it was tooootally all planned

swag

can we get an uhhhh

transfem dove strider??

I swear to god cursed items are real and the curses are mild inconveniences

you are booping me to death man i don't think i can keep up

*boop* :)

Good Garfield be like: "I love mondays"

Do not buy the Oblivion Remaster. Its buggy, ugly and runs like dogshit. And because its on UE5, its not even fixable by the people who normally fix Bethesda games unless they learn a new engine. At least it gave us two hours of funny tho streamed live at https://www.twitch.tv/dynalope

Ways to carry a person slasher (Jason edition)