This Is Probably My Fave Quote On @incorrect-hs-quotes

If “you are what you eat”, then I should cannibalise pretty people

when people are talking in the other room at a volume where i can just barely hear them theyre talking shit about me. This is because i live in a hell world where people constantly have it out for me

This is what the average Yakuza substory is like

please just read the whole thing

decided to upload it here

Thank you for the advice. Will consider.

How do you fight the ever-growing bloodlust?

with my butch swag obviously

I am feeling very productive today after booting up a program that I have no idea how to use, opening settings, accidentally crashing it, and closing it after accomplishing nothing

thats my cool wife thats my cool husband

Saw 1: Jigsaw is an old senile extremist putting people into death traps to prove his twisted worldview

The rest of Saw movies where Jigsaw is alive: Nooooo, trust us we tooooootally had more depth planned, his motivations behind throwing people into pits of syringes and needles and cremating them alive are completely puuure, he's not such a bad guy *afterall*

Saw movies where Jigsaw is dead: It Was All part of his plan, don't ask us why we are only showing this in flashbacks instead of in the previous movies, it was tooootally all planned

*casts sticks to snakes on your fish sticks*

au where everyone becomes their pfp go