You Are Booping Me To Death Man I Don't Think I Can Keep Up

*Looks at the sky*

"Heyheyheeey, c'maaaahn I'm a silly little guy, I'm Just a silly little guy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy"

can it stop snowing it's my birthday in nine days ;__;

tried again

don’t know about that 

chuby daniella…..

You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

Do not buy the Oblivion Remaster. Its buggy, ugly and runs like dogshit. And because its on UE5, its not even fixable by the people who normally fix Bethesda games unless they learn a new engine. At least it gave us two hours of funny tho streamed live at https://www.twitch.tv/dynalope

It's cool that they gave Drakula a Hex perk, and "Wretched Fate" is a cool name for it

BUT

Huge missed opportunity to call it "Dracula's Curse"

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse":

-Bland

-Overused

-Encourages violence against horsies :(

"I'm so hungry I could eat a cactus":

-Original

-Unexpected

-Shows the lenght you're willing to go in order to get some nutrition

What would mixing Gfuel and crack taste like?

having a husband: epic

having a husband that "cooks" like a 1950s housewife with unlimited access to jello packets and also a face that makes you feel bad for turning down anything he offers you: not epic

Saying "I know where you live" to a roommate or a neighbor is one of the funniest things you can do imo