Swag

mischievous border critter

You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 💌🩷

Suspicious Cook -Baldhead’s Theme-

Calzonification

Receive and Bite You

Castlevania Midi Power Pro 6 Pale Dancing Song

Food Shop - Tomodachi Collection OST

I am feeling very productive today after booting up a program that I have no idea how to use, opening settings, accidentally crashing it, and closing it after accomplishing nothing

*Looks at the sky*

"Heyheyheeey, c'maaaahn I'm a silly little guy, I'm Just a silly little guy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy"

can it stop snowing it's my birthday in nine days ;__;

Relax, princess. Let your mind wander. It may be one of the last moments of calm you experience.

Just found out there’s pizza in pizza huts

This is probably my fave quote on @incorrect-hs-quotes

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This quote to be exact lmao

BONUS: (since I don’t fucking know how to cut in mobile)

This HAD to be reblogged

if we all work together we can make that italian bitch cry

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse":

-Bland

-Overused

-Encourages violence against horsies :(

"I'm so hungry I could eat a cactus":

-Original

-Unexpected

-Shows the lenght you're willing to go in order to get some nutrition