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Sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was pressing on my eyes for a color show extravaganza

*blinking crusty eyes like a newborn animal* jul y ???

some more little raptor designs, as usual available to purchase on my kofi

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

has anyone done this yet idk?

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.

alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner