Sorry I Wasn’t Paying Attention I Was Pressing On My Eyes For A Color Show Extravaganza

I thought tumblr would appreciate these images I made a while back

*blinking crusty eyes like a newborn animal* jul y ???

I've had this image saved for months waiting for inspiration

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

STUPID anomalocarises

Oh to be loved like this

big winged or big tailed creature culture is having to be careful around counters because we keep thinking our phantom limbs are gonna knock something over

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

never added the final line to one of these mugs before, but I felt it was time for weird bugs

The Magnus Archives, but they're playing D&D