Minos Was Such A Pussy. If My Wife Gave Birth To An Epic Minotaur Baby I Wouldn't Have Locked Him In

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

who's a pretty bird

sunlight

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

Do you like biting ?

ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?