T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank Guns Im Friday. Last Night.My Husband Went Missing In The Darkness

stares at you with my big ole eyes

Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

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a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

I love to use my disability “as an excuse.” Fuck yeah my disability is an excuse. It’s the most valid excuse I have. I’m not helping you lift that box/etc because my disability would make it fucking painful. Not wanting to be in pain is a good enough reason. I’m not going to put myself in pain to comfort your sensibilities.

Yes I’m using my disability as an excuse because I refuse to hurt myself for you. If you’re mad about it you can cry! ❤️

I've had this image saved for months waiting for inspiration

trying to decide if i’d rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it’s tricky

my friend's dog Darcy

That's not a dog, that's a dragon in a windbreaker

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Alice if she ever meets jon: CHESTER??? FROM THE FUCKIN PUTER????