All The Moons Of 2024

never added the final line to one of these mugs before, but I felt it was time for weird bugs

Alexandria Masse

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

anyone else ? is this relatable ??

trying to decide if i’d rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it’s tricky

what is your purpose

ANAGRAM GENERATED:

what is your purpose

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eat

worry

uh

sip soup

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D