Trying To Decide If I’d Rather Be A Tortoise Or A Turtle. On The One Hand I Prefer Dry Land, On The

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The One

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Manhattan project 

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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

all the moons of 2024

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

has anyone done this yet idk?

*places these in front of you as if they were a religious offering* i made these for you!!!!

it me :D

Nonhuman Picrew chain! Thought I’d use this classic Picrew to start a chain since it has a ton of options! If you see this, you’re tagged (but no worries about participating)!

big winged or big tailed creature culture is having to be careful around counters because we keep thinking our phantom limbs are gonna knock something over

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever