Alexandria Masse

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Bread is basically just flour + yeast + liquid right..?

Gatorade bread.

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

Sorry I wasn’t paying attention I was pressing on my eyes for a color show extravaganza

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

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it’s so fricken windy that Jesus got fully picked up blown across the yard