Estradiol,

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

Alexandria Masse

I was looking for a photo of some sparrows and found this gem

‘Get your ass back here’

*blinking crusty eyes like a newborn animal* jul y ???

requested by spaceengineer86

trying to decide if i’d rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it’s tricky

who's a pretty bird

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone