I Was Looking For A Photo Of Some Sparrows And Found This Gem

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

just learned that a coney island haunted house attraction used to have an unauthorized identical replica of alduin sitting above it until it got wrecked in hurricane sandy????? huh?????????

*teleports in your home then teleports out*

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

i think chris fleming is important enby representation because they're just. so far away from what people read as nonbinary like. People expect nonbinary to look like an afab Woman Lite (TM) who spends too much time in LGBT space, but he's just a feral massachussets cryptid who is very intimate with straight culture and can spit 800 words a minute and have each one of them hit you like a truck

he/it but in the 'default gender for any animal' kind of way

some more little raptor designs, as usual available to purchase on my kofi

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son