Lifehack: When You See A Take One Candy Bowl In A Restaurant, Wait Until Noones Looking And Shovel Candy

me when. I’m in. The shower.

this too shall pass

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

Bread is basically just flour + yeast + liquid right..?

Gatorade bread.

WoF AU where everything is the same but Darkstalker sounds like Jerma

Alice if she ever meets jon: CHESTER??? FROM THE FUCKIN PUTER????

i can teach you

he/it but in the 'default gender for any animal' kind of way