just learned that a coney island haunted house attraction used to have an unauthorized identical replica of alduin sitting above it until it got wrecked in hurricane sandy????? huh?????????
Cute partner nicknames
The One
gay sex
Manhattan project
disease
alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"
cads and wastrels
fellow scoundrels
ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea
beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances
entities of interest
paying audience members & assorted freeloaders
the fbi's most and least wanted
discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening
esteemed gutter filth
he/it but in the 'default gender for any animal' kind of way
Do you like biting ?
ya that’s why they’re putting me down tonight
*blinking crusty eyes like a newborn animal* jul y ???
I don’t think im the first one who’s done this but
Lemon demon x magnus archives crossover
ive got that dog in me (trauma metaphor)
never added the final line to one of these mugs before, but I felt it was time for weird bugs
please reblog (or just int) if youre on therian / otherkin / alterhuman tumblr im so desperate for more mutuals. pspsps. reveal yourselves