big winged or big tailed creature culture is having to be careful around counters because we keep thinking our phantom limbs are gonna knock something over
Where are his eyes?
Exactly where they’ve always been, Martin. Watching over my Institute.
You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.
alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday
*blinking crusty eyes like a newborn animal* jul y ???
A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
I love to use my disability “as an excuse.” Fuck yeah my disability is an excuse. It’s the most valid excuse I have. I’m not helping you lift that box/etc because my disability would make it fucking painful. Not wanting to be in pain is a good enough reason. I’m not going to put myself in pain to comfort your sensibilities.
Yes I’m using my disability as an excuse because I refuse to hurt myself for you. If you’re mad about it you can cry! ❤️
this too shall pass