Dirteater87 - The One The Elders Warned Of

Can I come over and be offputting and silent?

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

neurodivergent and queer people how are we feeling?

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

x

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

I'm a sleepy dog. my friends consider me a sleepy dog. in terms of sleepy dog I have my head laying on my paws while sleeping on cold hardwood floors. I'm unbothered and sleeping.

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"