Gender Envy……..

OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared

what is your purpose

ANAGRAM GENERATED:

what is your purpose

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eat

worry

uh

sip soup

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

this too shall pass

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

ive got that dog in me (trauma metaphor)

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

*places these in front of you as if they were a religious offering* i made these for you!!!!

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

just learned that a coney island haunted house attraction used to have an unauthorized identical replica of alduin sitting above it until it got wrecked in hurricane sandy????? huh?????????