Taz - Female - 15 - posts random things that ⟟ think is funny - if you wanna interact go ahead - also, I'm ⏃ maladaptive daydreamer to anyone who cares :]
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Mans was carving a cult symbol into his chest and all I could think was "the markitities"
HOLY SHIT
THE EDGE OF SLEEP IS OUT NOW ON AMAZON PRIME
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
THE EDGE OF SLEEP IS AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON AMAZON PRIME RIGHT NOW
Just curious if it was all teens or if Billy Bob down the street was takin care of his three kids while writin some quality destiel in his free time
Are there any manly men on ao3?
Send this to all your favorite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃 :)))
:D
Did yall ever go onto google maps just to scroll around in satillite view or was I just wierd
It's like an instict almost
Me, writing in my notes app:
Mom: what are you doing?
Me, switching tabs discreatly: looking at the economic inpact of turtles-
is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do
A peice of history right here
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
So what the fuck is happening with Tommyinnit and Logan Paul?
how the fuck did “i have a nerf gun under my mattress” turn into “i have a gun in my backpack”???
I got no fuckin clue- me and Aiden were obviously messin around too cuz they then reported that he said something about a gun as well and he's EIGHT YEARS OLD
So appearently the word 'gun' is tabooed
The school people came to my house and just left..
Turns out I put the school on lockdown
Someone on the bus heard me tell Aiden "I have a nerf gun under my mattress" and turned it into "I have a gun in my backpack"
So I'm home from school today..
Cuz we went on lockdown-
So I'm home from school today..
Cuz we went on lockdown-
HI I HAS QUESTIONNNNNN
HAVE YOU HEARD OF/LISTENED TO THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES/THE MAGNUS PROTOCAL
HAVE A NICE DAY :)
I HAVE NOT BUT I KEEP HEARING ABOUT IT SO I'LL HAVE TO LOOK INTO IT
THANK YOUU :]
Hands you a dodge charger for your phone and snatches it up with the tripod on a table with a large window and sighed to the severed heads in the sink
Huh
Say "hands you a" and let auto generate finish it
Hands you a bit of a good idea
Why is tumblr like:
"My husbands away at war(ao3 is down)"
"I put them in a situation(turned them into horses)"
Why are we using code phrases and decoding it in the same posts?
Still not sure what to do with my appeal to ponynatural but I was scrolling through the posts and yall I wanna draw SO BAD
Homecoming was last night
Half the time I was following someone around like a lost puppy and the other half I was standing to the side like:
The urge to bother my mutuals
how do i refer to him is it still blankgameplays or is it blank nestor now
ok you said your in band but you didn’t specify what instrument you played
sir or ma’am or they’em what notes do you make
I'm the pianist that sorta knows what they're doing :]
So I'm in band right.
Here's what I've learned:
Trumpets- aren't playing half the time
Saxaphones- trying their best
Claranets- actually sound great
Drums- chill and good at smackin sticks
Flutes- will shove a picolo up your ass if you dare use the term 'woodwind' offenceivly
Those three girls in the back that sometimes do stuff- cowbell and fancy mirakas i aint even shittin you
Pianists- one of them sorta knows what they doing the other doesn't give a shit and just presses buttons and everyone ignores them unless they wanna hit some keys while walking by
When your in a different communtity and follow people from that communtity but then they follow you back and you're unsure how to guide them to your classified secondary blog without sounding rude
Made another blog: no-its-thinking
On the bus right now
Paparatzzi is playing
Why is Mr. I've Been Driving These Buses for Thirty-Four Years Willie Brown listening to Lady Gaga