So I'm in band right.
Here's what I've learned:
Trumpets- aren't playing half the time
Saxaphones- trying their best
Claranets- actually sound great
Drums- chill and good at smackin sticks
Flutes- will shove a picolo up your ass if you dare use the term 'woodwind' offenceivly
Those three girls in the back that sometimes do stuff- cowbell and fancy mirakas i aint even shittin you
Pianists- one of them sorta knows what they doing the other doesn't give a shit and just presses buttons and everyone ignores them unless they wanna hit some keys while walking by