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No Context Spoilers For The Edge Of Sleep

when someone breaks your keyboard so at the pep rally you have to sit in the corner all pathetic and hit a cow bell with a drum stick t-t

Me: *Watches Unus Annus clips*

Me: *Closes computer*

Me: *Daydream-Disassociates for three hours*

Me: *Starts crying*

My dog: Save me from this hell, she's insane-

When you drink soda and get 5% liquid 95% warm-spicy-air-fuzz

NEW KID ANXIETY GO BRRRE

Etho lore

(Credits to scarleto on Twitter)

It's really funny to me how people that kind of know me react to me saying my parents are getting a divorce:

times are pretty rough rn, I don't have much of a choice, there aren't many options left, I might have to utulize my absoluye last resort, think it's time to let my demons loose..

I think it's time to start kinning Dean Winchester.

"my child is fine"

your child is looking up the birthdate of fictional characters so they can accurately place their own self inserts into the proper timeline.

You child preforms receptive moments like a stressed ape at the zoo for hrs a day

Your child listens to music so loud on their headphones that they no longer see what's in front of them but a whole other universe

me, I am that child

Angular grapefruit..

Why does God hate me?

NICE so it turns out my "Caine appointed Nickname" is Meowing Pineapple, I HONESTLY Don't what to say that 😅