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This just in, Markiplier is NOT pregnant 😂

non-emergency meeting

Still one of my favorite moments from Zed's Season 8

when someone breaks your keyboard so at the pep rally you have to sit in the corner all pathetic and hit a cow bell with a drum stick t-t

I remember when trump was first elected,(maybe a bit after because I think I was a bit older) we had been listening to a recorded comedy show podcast thing with one of our favorite comedians and he said something about how he can’t wait for the day that a baby runs the country. and i distinctly remember my mom pausing the thing and saying something like “we already have a big orange baby running the country”. it seemed funnier at the time

-have a nice day

Pfff

The recent events have reminded me about the Trump/Hilary election. Seeing I was in the first grade I didn't understand very well and for some reason..

I was under the impresion it was about the Trolls movie.

My class mates[also first grade] would ask "who are you voting for?" And I'd say "I don't know, I haven't seen the movie"

Like, I thought the pink one was Hilary and the grey one was Trump.

I didnt know what they were being voted on for so I thought it was a "who's the best" vote or smt

Just tried a Slim Jim for the first time, in unrealated news I will be raiding the local family dollars

Genshin girl wore the top half of her costume today:

T[my awesome bus driver, pointing at her as she passes by]: is thay a costume

Me: Only the top part.. and it's not halloween anymore

T: true.

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

it only just now dawned on me that I’ll very likely learn who won the election from those Supernatural homosexuals. this is how we live now.

Seventy. Six. Students. Got. Suspended.

Over thirty are in ISS.

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

"Doctor Umbridge told me it was against her religion"

"I didn't know dressing up as a Reeses cup was satanic, my bad" -Kleranet

In band today Mr Beam[yes im using code names] let everyone vent about yesterdays costume fiasco, and reasoning with us about how at the end of the day shes the boss and we have to do what she says and how we could have our parents or gardians join a board of education meeting to voice their feelings.

Near the end i pitched in something like "It feels like it shouldn't have been made an issue at all, and teens- it's nature for them to rebel-" "uh yeah ya think" " But half the school- anyone that could afford getting dresscoded and didn't have strict parents were inevitably gonna dress up and it seems like it ended up being more of a destraction than if everyone just dressed up in the first place." And he got real quiet for a second and than pointed at me and said "Now the way she just said that- that patient calm tone- that is the tone you should use if you go to one of the members of the board of education" I was screaming inside

Bus boy 2 is showin his grandpa fornite

Grandpa: Now Ive lived a long time and have eaten a lot of bananas and not one of em danced

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

friend: do you have ocd?

Me: the normal amount- no a bit above the normal amount

Friend: howso?

Me: well i get upset when im on a different seat in the bus or when seating charts change

Friend: ..that's not ocd

Me: oh..

Friend: that's more autism ocd..

Me: oh..

Shy

it is seven twentey two in the morning why is this girl chuggin Dr. Pepper-

on a saturday, during fall, right at golden hour, the father of youtube and the closet therorist community left..

alot of people wear hats with the 'whiskey est' stuff on it and didn't think anything of it cuz is wasnt promo, it didn't talk about it in any way, it was just the word

School be like; *Gasp* I see you! DRESSCODE 👹

my school has a problem with pj pants and hats with the word "wiskey" on em

School be like; *Gasp* I see you! DRESSCODE 👹

Hell yeah anyday

idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

You can't un-convince me that the reason we didn't have a 'swimming out of the plane and to shore' scene was 30% budget, tecnicalitys, n stuff and 70% Markimoo fears the ocean

TV: We're gonna land in the water!

Me: ..wait no mARKS AFRAID OF THE OCEAN-

Edge of Sleep bloopers WHEN-

Are we considering Dave an ego? This is essencial knowlage

me patiently waiting for all the dave torres fics to drop…

What is the Gongoozler?!

Wouldn't you like to know-

The Gongoozlerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Me and my sister sleedging: 😀😃

The ticking clock scene: 👁_👁 👁=👁

Watched The Edge of Sleep w/ my sister, and the amount of times we just looked at eachother like 🙂👀👁👁☝️