Im Training To Become Stupid

Is that not allowed?

attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

Naner video

Ough.... I think i ate my magic moss.

Okay listen I have another disability related thing that’s important!!

If you have any disabilities linked to tooth decay/erosion, through direct cause or secondary symptom, it is vital that you get one or both of the following items: Sensodyne toothpaste and enamel repair mouthwash

This includes health conditions such as acid reflux, diabetes, thyroid conditions, fibromyalgia, chronic pain & mental illnesses such as depression that create poor hygiene routines, sensory issue disorders like autism and ADHD, and any health condition that causes frequent vomiting / increased stomach acid, including eating disorders and migraines.

All of these disabilities will erode the enamel of your teeth, not only opening you up to cavities but making it very easy to chip your teeth from such simple things as biting the wrong way on the tines of a fork. (I’ve chipped my teeth at least 4 times this way).

The toothpaste on the left here (sensodyne pronamel) is gentle on your teeth, won’t cause painful sensations from any extreme mint flavor, and will even protect your gums if they’re sensitive from any of these conditions.

The mouthwash on the right (Crest enamel repair) will, as it says, repair your enamel — which is marvelous, because the technology to repair your enamel at all is relatively very new to society! — but it is most importantly non-alcoholic. Meaning that it works well as a once-a-day rinse without any of the burning sensations of antiseptics that typically discourage people with sensory issues from taking care of their teeth.

I know remembering to do these things every day can feel like a lot when you’re sick and exhausted, but I promise a collective three minutes out of every day is going to save you an incredible amount of pain and money in the future. If your teeth are susceptible enough to rot, you can actually die from infection. And as they say, with how little insurance actually covers dental —

Not brushing your teeth??

In THIS economy???

Something bad happened today. I feel really, really bad about it. it's not something I can talk about, I don't want my friends to know yet. I'm going to write about it I think. I have really, really nice friends.

I have a little brother now, too! Turns out those deer i saved from the zoo were normal toon deer and not deer toons, which my brother Sassafras is! Me and him are both considered "deer toons", while "toon deer" are animals that happen to look like cartoons. They don't talk and think like we do.

Anyways, he was following the deer herd around because he got confused like I did. His mom and dad aren't in the picture, he says some mean blue poachers came to get them and took them away in handcuffs, so he hid under a bush and pretended to be a toon deer. I think those were probably cops. He's safe now, which is the important thing. My friend isn't upset with me even though I got us into this mess. They're letting Sassafras stay in their room while I figure out a job.

This whole situation is familiar in a way that makes me really, really uncomfortable. I'm going to write about it and then see if Sassafras wants to talk. I'm all he has now.

good thing he just has that