Ough.... I Think I Ate My Magic Moss.

@tall-tale-sot can you make this for me? I think it would be good for the tavern.

Ice cream date for the Deer couple 🍦🦌💖

(Personnal pic. Please REBLOG if you liked, do not use or repost. Thanks! NSFW AND KINK ACCOUNTS DO NOT INTERACT !!!)

I forgor :/

I remembered something!

My personal brand of humor is "horrible, useless advice delivered in an authoritative way" and this is the result of it

Something bad happened today. I feel really, really bad about it. it's not something I can talk about, I don't want my friends to know yet. I'm going to write about it I think. I have really, really nice friends.

I have a little brother now, too! Turns out those deer i saved from the zoo were normal toon deer and not deer toons, which my brother Sassafras is! Me and him are both considered "deer toons", while "toon deer" are animals that happen to look like cartoons. They don't talk and think like we do.

Anyways, he was following the deer herd around because he got confused like I did. His mom and dad aren't in the picture, he says some mean blue poachers came to get them and took them away in handcuffs, so he hid under a bush and pretended to be a toon deer. I think those were probably cops. He's safe now, which is the important thing. My friend isn't upset with me even though I got us into this mess. They're letting Sassafras stay in their room while I figure out a job.

This whole situation is familiar in a way that makes me really, really uncomfortable. I'm going to write about it and then see if Sassafras wants to talk. I'm all he has now.

happy birthday gromit

sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more