deerinheadlightssot
an In Character tumblr for my toonkind DND character, Headlights! icon by @Evening-art !
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sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive
his big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me
Let’s scream with mama
he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs
i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more
Wow! Very informative
AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS
”Jesus Christ, what is that?”
”How is it alive?”
"What does it want?"
”Will it hurt me?”
”Will it hurt my children?”
It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!
Meet the hampter.
Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.
Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."
They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."
Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.
putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer
want more juice but i drinked it all. this is, i cannot stress this enough, utterly fucked
you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor
Rock doves were once our companions and prized possessions. Now we call them pests and winged rats.
✹ mourning dove ✹
franz wright
i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable
