Is This A Spell I Can Learn?

finally bit the bullet and got a Raynox DCR-250 after pining for one for a While and i have been having a blast photographing Very Tiny Things

Family Rhagidiidae, Genus Entomobrya Microleafhoppers(Subfamily Typhlocybinae), Genus Aulogymnus Rake-Legged Mites(Family Caeculidae), Genus Erythracarus Subfamily Neanurinae, Toyon Lace Bug(Corythucha incurvata)

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

Something bad happened today. I feel really, really bad about it. it's not something I can talk about, I don't want my friends to know yet. I'm going to write about it I think. I have really, really nice friends.

I have a little brother now, too! Turns out those deer i saved from the zoo were normal toon deer and not deer toons, which my brother Sassafras is! Me and him are both considered "deer toons", while "toon deer" are animals that happen to look like cartoons. They don't talk and think like we do.

Anyways, he was following the deer herd around because he got confused like I did. His mom and dad aren't in the picture, he says some mean blue poachers came to get them and took them away in handcuffs, so he hid under a bush and pretended to be a toon deer. I think those were probably cops. He's safe now, which is the important thing. My friend isn't upset with me even though I got us into this mess. They're letting Sassafras stay in their room while I figure out a job.

This whole situation is familiar in a way that makes me really, really uncomfortable. I'm going to write about it and then see if Sassafras wants to talk. I'm all he has now.

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

Is this true?

Obsessed with these two women who saw a Pokémon battle going on and did not give one single fuck

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

Lets all go get killed by animals in the forest

I made a friend yesterday. His name is Story and they are like a moth of some kind. Sometimes they are a different person, which is cool i think. I like when she has three hands. They asked a lot of questions that made me nervous, but then she showed me how to make a wall angel. Well, he tried. Concussion. Rule Of Funny says you can't explain the joke or you get a concussion. I'm not supposed to tell the sunglasses man that.