Deerinheadlightssot - Headlight's Drean Journal

sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive

Somebody pulled a rope in the dining room today and a piano fell from the ceiling. It broke into like a million pieces. My boss is gonna be so mad. I swear there was a piano up there when I woke up this morning. Why did they do that?

I'm trying so fucking hard not to be a crazy person rn. shove it down. shove it.

Aw man

these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

I made a friend yesterday. His name is Story and they are like a moth of some kind. Sometimes they are a different person, which is cool i think. I like when she has three hands. They asked a lot of questions that made me nervous, but then she showed me how to make a wall angel. Well, he tried. Concussion. Rule Of Funny says you can't explain the joke or you get a concussion. I'm not supposed to tell the sunglasses man that.

me if you gave me a burger