The First Time I Fell For David Harbour. He's Gotten Even Sexier Since Then.

me, in the morning: Hmm. I'm rather sleepy, and a little bit anxious.

caffeine: let me help!

me: *glug glug glug*

- time passes -

caffeine: so how ya feelin'?

me: I'm rather anxious, and a little bit sleepy.

caffeine: my work here is done! You're welcome! Byeee!

* dramatic cape-swirling exit*

me: ...

me: why and how is caffeine wearing a cape?

Sept 05, 2022

Are you into the bdsm lifestyle?

I'm not into bondage or any kind of pain. Also not into degrading words or deeds.

I do like men with a dom daddy vibe. I prefer a daddy with a positive build-you-up attitude.

A couple who were attending a wedding reception spent a long time in line to meet the wedding party and congratulate the newlyweds. By the time they were finally able to go sit down, both of them were extremely thirsty.

"I'll go get us some drinks. What would you like?" the man asked his companion.

"Anything is fine. I'm too parched to be picky. Whatever you can get quickly."

The man nodded and went off to survey the drink options. First he went to the bar where spirits and mixed drinks were being served, but there were already so many other guests waiting to be served that he realized it would be a long wait.

The next option was a table where various wines were available, but once again there were so many people sampling wines and taking forever to decide which one they wanted that he gave up in frustration.

The beer table was no better. He had been hoping to just grab a couple of bottles and go, but the beer was being served draft style and many guests were already waiting in line for their turns.

He was about to give up in despair, when he finally noticed a table where punch was being served.

Much to his relief, he realized that there was no punch line.

Oaf and I are at the bar!

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Thinking back, Clarissa fell short of explaining it all.

Everyday self: you've had a long day and you're tired. Nothing wrong with some calm quiet relaxing things this evening.

Inner kinky self: go find some appropriately stimulating inspiration and get really deep into a headspace where stronger bearded hairy guys wrestle for the right to top you and impregnate you.

Level-up day. Level 54 achieved.

I assure you I am in a good mood, even though the picture looks a little grumpy. That is the face of a man who just woke up, but is not ready to get out of bed yet.