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me, in the morning: Hmm. I'm rather sleepy, and a little bit anxious.

caffeine: let me help!

me: *glug glug glug*

- time passes -

caffeine: so how ya feelin'?

me: I'm rather anxious, and a little bit sleepy.

caffeine: my work here is done! You're welcome! Byeee!

* dramatic cape-swirling exit*

me: ...

me: why and how is caffeine wearing a cape?

Happy World Beard Day!

Technology and the Death of Romance

A mini-play in three acts.

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Act I

"I made you a mix tape!"

"Thanks, but I don't use cassettes anymore."

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Act II

"I burned this mix CD for you!"

"No one plays CDs anymore."

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Act III

"...mp3 playlist?"

"oh, okay, *fine*."

things I learned from disco elysium (20 hours in):

1. be weirder

2. don't kill yourself

3. help people, even if you can't do much

4. punch racists and fascists

5. eat the rich

6. cities have blood and lungs. listen to them

7. being gay makes you cool as FUCK

Everyday self: you've had a long day and you're tired. Nothing wrong with some calm quiet relaxing things this evening.

Inner kinky self: go find some appropriately stimulating inspiration and get really deep into a headspace where stronger bearded hairy guys wrestle for the right to top you and impregnate you.

Disco Elysium cosplay.

Does this outfit make me look Harry?

Vacation, day 9 of 10. Heading home tomorrow!

Freshly groomed!

current aesthetic: