Oaf And I Are At The Bar!

Very well phrased. It's a transformative experience.

me recommending disco elysium: "it's going to be so uncomfortable. you play as the saddest alcoholic detective you've ever seen and you spend the first part of the game realizing how much you have fucked up before the start of the story. the humiliation can potentially kill you. the secondhand embarrassment might kill you as the player. kids on drugs will call you slurs. there are ghosts everywhere and the city is a ruin. it's also the most hopeful and poetic work of fiction i have ever experienced."

Reading through DAI discussions and getting confused about who the heck this 'Lavellan' person is because my two playthroughs were as a dwarf warrior and as a qunari mage and because I so rarely accept the pregenerated names that I forget that other people use those names as shorthands for an inquisitor character.

Makes some of the portmanteaus used as 'ship names a bit tricky to decipher, too.

Amen to this.

aaannd... post

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Bottom academy vs top academy

Terpsichore at the Tower, Barony of Cynnabar, Middle Kingdom.

Technology and the Death of Romance

A mini-play in three acts.

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Act I

"I made you a mix tape!"

"Thanks, but I don't use cassettes anymore."

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Act II

"I burned this mix CD for you!"

"No one plays CDs anymore."

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Act III

"...mp3 playlist?"

"oh, okay, *fine*."

I like your hat.

it's a popular style! you wear it well.

Chonky nerdy bear seeks burly hairy biker or powerlifter type to impregnate me, or at least have a lot of fun trying to make it happen.

Feeling breedable, but not particularly submissive. 😈

Any bearded, hairy bad-asses out there wanna see if you're strong and determined enough to pin me down and force my tight hole open so you can make me take your seed? 🔥🥵